I once serenaded one of my lady friends with "hello" by Lionel Richie on guitar.
Quote from: The Hån on September 11, 2015, 11:14:22 PMI once serenaded one of my lady friends with "hello" by Lionel Richie on guitar....and then she sucked you off?
Quote from: Thunder on September 11, 2015, 11:15:47 PMQuote from: The Hån on September 11, 2015, 11:14:22 PMI once serenaded one of my lady friends with "hello" by Lionel Richie on guitar....and then she sucked you off?Literally a week later.
the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
I saw her standing there, across from the puddle.I pulled out my waterproof carpet. I prayed in the face of mecca against temptation
I hugged/squeezed my friend (after her surgery/not seeing her for along time) before she finished talking that's the most I've done lol
Quote from: Alphy on September 12, 2015, 12:15:04 AMI hugged/squeezed my friend (after her surgery/not seeing her for along time) before she finished talking that's the most I've done lolAny deep eye gazing?
I ditched a girlfriend for video games.
Quote from: BaconShelf on September 12, 2015, 03:31:55 AMI ditched a girlfriend for video games.Least you can say you dumped the bitch.Not many guys I know of that can say they dumped her first.
i unironically sucked off my mate
Quote from: Solid Lemon on September 12, 2015, 06:06:48 AMi unironically sucked off my mateNot that I'm curious butWhy and how