What is it like when a woman sits on your face

Onion · October 06, 2015, 02:27:39 PM

I'll sit on your face.

Jim · October 06, 2015, 02:27:55 PM

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Desty · October 06, 2015, 02:28:24 PM

Also, are you a farmer? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · October 06, 2015, 02:28:27 PM

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Desty · October 06, 2015, 02:30:07 PM

Out of all the curves on your body, your smile is the one I like the most.

this is how it works right? After I say enough pick up lines I can take you to a bed. After that the screen turns to dark and it's morning. At the end of it all, one of us has an STI... Or is that just Fable 2?

Jim · October 06, 2015, 02:30:09 PM

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Jim · October 06, 2015, 02:30:25 PM

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Desty · October 06, 2015, 02:30:56 PM

Was your father a farmer? 'Cause you have huge melons.

Desty · October 06, 2015, 02:31:53 PM

ARe you level 99 on Halo? 'Cause you've got my interest.

Jim · October 06, 2015, 02:31:53 PM

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Desty · October 06, 2015, 02:32:44 PM

You’re so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.

Wait, I'm not jim

Desty · October 06, 2015, 02:33:32 PM

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

Jim · October 06, 2015, 02:33:53 PM

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Desty · October 06, 2015, 02:34:23 PM

Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
♡

Fuck it, here, take them all
http://pickup-lines.net/

October 06, 2015, 02:34:42 PM

Quote from: Eddie Puss on October 06, 2015, 02:06:42 PM

Quote from: Carsonogen on October 06, 2015, 02:03:56 PM
being a footrest > being a seat
die

mad cause bad taste

Jim · October 06, 2015, 02:35:34 PM

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Jim · October 06, 2015, 02:36:26 PM

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Desty · October 06, 2015, 02:36:37 PM

Quote from: Carsonogen on October 06, 2015, 02:34:42 PM

Quote from: Eddie Puss on October 06, 2015, 02:06:42 PM
Quote from: Carsonogen on October 06, 2015, 02:03:56 PM
being a footrest > being a seat
die
mad cause bad taste

Are you from Tennesse? 'Cause you're the only Tennesse.

Wait, wasn't I supposed to be doing something?

Desty · October 06, 2015, 02:37:18 PM

Oh shit! What happened to t6?

Jim · October 06, 2015, 02:37:24 PM

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Desty · October 06, 2015, 02:38:27 PM

(Look down at the crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself.

Jim · October 06, 2015, 02:38:52 PM

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Desty · October 06, 2015, 02:40:13 PM

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Jim · October 06, 2015, 02:41:09 PM

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Desty · October 06, 2015, 02:41:45 PM

Can you help me up? My dick is too big.

Desty · October 06, 2015, 02:43:05 PM

Wow, some of these are really straight-forward

"Do you take it up the ass?"

Jim · October 06, 2015, 02:44:25 PM

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Jim · October 06, 2015, 02:46:52 PM

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RubMyBelly69 · October 06, 2015, 02:48:46 PM

OT: she is meme-orized in my memories where she lives on forever and ever

Jim · October 06, 2015, 02:51:02 PM

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