Clearly you need to. He's coming to end your society.

Good, don't need your religious filth.

the people at my school are, like, afraid to hang out with me because they all think i'm an atheist

so that's what their community is doing -- ostracisation

Do you go to a religious school?

the people at my school are, like, afraid to hang out with me because they all think i'm an atheist

so that's what their community is doing -- ostracisation

Just tell them you worship a different god.

When they ask which, smile mysteriously and walk away. It's one thing to think you're an atheist. Add an air of mystery to it. There is no bigger turn on for females than curiosity. Trust your creepy uncle Charlie on this. As long as they think they know, they ignore you. Keep them guessing and they'll fall over themselves to find out

Just tell them you worship a different god.

Makes it kind of hard to do when I've already admitted to being an atheist multiple times in the recent past.

And it's just my luck that I'm in love with a fundy. Not a problem for me, but it is for her.

Most of the time the "atheist" thing is a huge benefit for me as most girls i talk to aren't fundies and indeed like the mystery

The Atheists will burn

Not according to Pope Francisqua

Pope Francisqua

>Literal figurehead

Do I look catholic to you?