What does he want?

Ian · April 05, 2016, 01:21:27 PM

Got out of the shower and was greeted with non-stop meowing. He was already fed and I played with him for about half an hour before taking a shower....

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I can't read that cat at all, at least Mordred is easy to understand. "Give me either food or a belly rub asshole."

🂿 · April 05, 2016, 01:25:53 PM

Food or lots of attention. Adorable cat though.

Ian · April 05, 2016, 01:27:27 PM

Usually I play with him a bit more than Mordred to make up for not letting him sit on my lap because he tends to drool and dander just sends my allergies into overkill. But he got plenty of both food and attention this morning.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 01:25:53 PM

Food or lots of attention. Adorable cat though.

🂿 · April 05, 2016, 01:28:56 PM

Quote from: Gaara444 on April 05, 2016, 01:27:27 PM

Usually I play with him a bit more than Mordred to make up for not letting him sit on my lap because he tends to drool and dander just sends my allergies into overkill. But he got plenty of both food and attention this morning.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 01:25:53 PM
Food or lots of attention. Adorable cat though.

Oh. There's your problem. He wants to be on your lap. Man I would give that cat a lot of attention if I were there.

It hasn't been easy for me since mine died.

Ian · April 05, 2016, 01:29:35 PM

My allergies though....

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 01:28:56 PM

Oh. There's your problem. He wants to be on your lap.

🂿 · April 05, 2016, 01:30:20 PM

Quote from: Gaara444 on April 05, 2016, 01:29:35 PM

My allergies though....

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 01:28:56 PM
Oh. There's your problem. He wants to be on your lap.

You got any Zyrtec for that stuff?

Ian · April 05, 2016, 01:32:11 PM

It's on my grocery list, but I noticed it doesn't really help with itchy eyes which is the more painful symptom.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 01:30:20 PM

You got any Zyrtec for that stuff?

🂿 · April 05, 2016, 01:34:53 PM

Quote from: Gaara444 on April 05, 2016, 01:32:11 PM

It's on my grocery list, but I noticed it doesn't really help with itchy eyes which is the more painful symptom.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 01:30:20 PM
You got any Zyrtec for that stuff?

:/

That sucks man. Really prevents you from chilling with your cat.

Ian · April 05, 2016, 01:37:14 PM

He's actually my brother's cat but he's in Cincinnati for a year. I promised I'd take care of him until he comes back because handling two animals is just too much for me, Mordred is a bumbling idiot so he already needs more attention than a normal cat. I know that taking care of a cat means giving them just as much love and affection as feeding them and cleaning up after them, but two is just exhausting, especially when they're so different in behavior.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 01:34:53 PM

:/

That sucks man. Really prevents you from chilling with your cat.

Jim · April 05, 2016, 01:44:19 PM

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🂿 · April 05, 2016, 01:51:26 PM

Quote from: Gaara444 on April 05, 2016, 01:37:14 PM

He's actually my brother's cat but he's in Cincinnati for a year. I promised I'd take care of him until he comes back because handling two animals is just too much for me, Mordred is a bumbling idiot so he already needs more attention than a normal cat. I know that taking care of a cat means giving them just as much love and affection as feeding them and cleaning up after them, but two is just exhausting, especially when they're so different in behavior.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 01:34:53 PM
:/

That sucks man. Really prevents you from chilling with your cat.

The more you have the harder it is. My bother-in-law and sister have 5. 2 of them are pretty old though. Oldest one is 14.

My cat before he died lived like a fucking king. He didn't want anyone or anything to ever bother him, didn't care for attention, if he wanted food he would just come up to you and tap you on the leg and look at you until you give him what he wants. He would then purr while he ate. He was also a troll. I'd clean his litter box and by the time I was taking it down to throw his waste in the dumpster, he took another dump right when I got back, meaning I'd have to clean his shit again.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · April 05, 2016, 01:52:25 PM

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🂿 · April 05, 2016, 01:52:32 PM

Quote from: Jim on April 05, 2016, 01:44:19 PM

Your dick.

That joke has been done to death tbh.

🂿 · April 05, 2016, 01:56:05 PM

Quote from: ねこ on April 05, 2016, 01:52:25 PM

Isn't he just rubbing his scent on you so other cats know your his bitch?

That's part of having a cat in the house. They own you. They don't serve you, you serve them. You THINK you own them but its the other way around.

My cat was a total fatass and he ate too much. My family and I would not bother feeding him at 3am because he'll only get fatter and fatter and he was already pretty obese. He got his way though, because if he didn't get fed at 3 am, he would use his nails to scratch the wall, and it was nails on a chalkboard bad. I was like "you fucking asshole."

Once he had his food, he stopped.

Ian · April 05, 2016, 03:21:38 PM

Mordred is just an idiot. He'll go take his shit in the litter box and as soon as he's done dropping his lumps, he jumps out and scratches the ground around the box instead of the litter inside.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 01:51:26 PM

My cat before he died lived like a fucking king. He didn't want anyone or anything to ever bother him, didn't care for attention, if he wanted food he would just come up to you and tap you on the leg and look at you until you give him what he wants. He would then purr while he ate. He was also a troll. I'd clean his litter box and by the time I was taking it down to throw his waste in the dumpster, he took another dump right when I got back, meaning I'd have to clean his shit again.

🂿 · April 05, 2016, 03:27:58 PM

Quote from: Gaara444 on April 05, 2016, 03:21:38 PM

Mordred is just an idiot. He'll go take his shit in the litter box and as soon as he's done dropping his lumps, he jumps out and scratches the ground around the box instead of the litter inside.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 01:51:26 PM
My cat before he died lived like a fucking king. He didn't want anyone or anything to ever bother him, didn't care for attention, if he wanted food he would just come up to you and tap you on the leg and look at you until you give him what he wants. He would then purr while he ate. He was also a troll. I'd clean his litter box and by the time I was taking it down to throw his waste in the dumpster, he took another dump right when I got back, meaning I'd have to clean his shit again.

Pretty sure he's just a troll.

Ian · April 05, 2016, 03:32:24 PM

Oh I know he is, I bought him a scratching post which he refuses to use, he'd rather rip apart the living room table.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 03:27:58 PM

Pretty sure he's just a troll.

🂿 · April 05, 2016, 03:35:41 PM

Quote from: Gaara444 on April 05, 2016, 03:32:24 PM

Oh I know he is, I bought him a scratching post which he refuses to use, he'd rather rip apart the living room table.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 03:27:58 PM
Pretty sure he's just a troll.

Just like how my cat was. Fuck the post, going for the couch. Cats are such trolls.

What you need to keep that cat in line is a Troll Dove.

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Ian · April 05, 2016, 03:40:48 PM

That cat is lazy as fuck, and that bird is fucking lucky he is.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 03:35:41 PM

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🂿 · April 05, 2016, 03:42:41 PM

Quote from: Gaara444 on April 05, 2016, 03:40:48 PM

That cat is lazy as fuck, and that bird is fucking lucky he is.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 03:35:41 PM
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That's the life of a fat cat. My cat wouldn't even give 2 shits on trying to catch a fly. He'd just lay there even when the fly was buzzing around him.

Ian · April 05, 2016, 03:43:32 PM

That wouldn't fly with Mordred. Can cats have ADHD? I feel Mordred has ADHD....

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 03:42:41 PM

That's the life of a fat cat. My cat wouldn't even give 2 shits on trying to catch a fly. He'd just lay there even when the fly was buzzing around him.

🂿 · April 05, 2016, 03:44:54 PM

Quote from: Gaara444 on April 05, 2016, 03:43:32 PM

That wouldn't fly with Mordred. Can cats have ADHD? I feel Mordred has ADHD....

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 03:42:41 PM
That's the life of a fat cat. My cat wouldn't even give 2 shits on trying to catch a fly. He'd just lay there even when the fly was buzzing around him.

Possible. Hell one of my sister's cats is a complete psychopath. She's not aggressive or anything but she loves to bite.

Ian · April 05, 2016, 03:46:42 PM

Rambo became a biter when his original owners declawed his front paws :/

He rarely gets aggressive though, he usually just pushes you back with his hind legs but I got him to let me pet his belly which used to be a big NO for him.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 03:44:54 PM

Possible. Hell one of my sister's cats is a complete psychopath. She's not aggressive or anything but she loves to bite.

🂿 · April 05, 2016, 03:50:20 PM

Quote from: Gaara444 on April 05, 2016, 03:46:42 PM

Rambo became a biter when his original owners declawed his front paws :/

He rarely gets aggressive though, he usually just pushes you back with his hind legs but I got him to let me pet his belly which used to be a big NO for him.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 05, 2016, 03:44:54 PM
Possible. Hell one of my sister's cats is a complete psychopath. She's not aggressive or anything but she loves to bite.

You couldn't get away with any of that with my cat. My cat was like a grumpy old man. He hated attention. Unless you're scratching his chin for a bit or petting him in the forehead, he'd attack.

He was abused by other animals outside when he was a kitten from what I know. My brother found him and the tips of his ears were slightly chewed off, like nibbles of it. Poor guy had it rough until he lived with us.

He was never declawed btw. I could never do that to a cat. Fucked up for me because declawing is exactly like having the tips of your fingers cut off.