What are the manliest names you can think of?

 
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Beat PunchBeef

Big McLargeHuge

Blast HardCheese

Bold BigFlank

Crunch ButtSteak

Dirk HardPec

Brick HardMeat

Fridge LargeMeat

Punch RockGroin

Thick McRunFast

Butch DeadLift

Smoke ManMuscle


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Beat PunchBeef

Big McLargeHuge

Blast HardCheese

Bold BigFlank

Crunch ButtSteak

Dirk HardPec

Brick HardMeat

Fridge LargeMeat

Punch RockGroin

Thick McRunFast

Butch DeadLift

Smoke ManMuscle
We asked for manly names, not a list of your exes.


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Jack
John
Harvey
Dean
Sam
Richard
Bruce
Cole
Connor
Victor
Hammond
Asher
Bane
Spartacus


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Dick McFisty


The Hån | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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does this stuff even work?
Jordan Von Strangle.


Loaf | Legendary Invincible!
 
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If You Are A False Don't Entry
Jordan Von Strangle.
You're that idiot who was ranting about swans like years ago right? every time I think of swans I think of your stupid ostentatious rants.


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does this stuff even work?
Jordan Von Strangle.
You're that idiot who was ranting about swans like years ago right? every time I think of swans I think of your stupid ostentatious rants.

what in the flying fuck are you talking about?


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Nolan, Hudson, and Cole.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Carson
Jacob
Chris
Tyler


Casper | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Connor
Every Connor I knew spelled this way was gay.


A salt rifle | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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A salt Rifle
Connor
Every Connor I knew spelled this way was gay.
I mean, what's manlier than liking men,

Casper?


Super Irish | Legendary Invincible!
 
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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Jake
Fred
Dave
Brad
Mike
Ivan
Vlad


Odd how shortened male names get somehow more masculine.



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Connor
Every Connor I knew spelled this way was gay.

theres other ways to spell it