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Don't let me go Murph

Spaghettification.

Spaghettification.

You missed the part where I said, "Say you could survive."

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on February 09, 2016, 12:14:26 AM

Quote from: Korra on February 09, 2016, 12:11:56 AM

Spaghettification.

You missed the part where I said, "Say you could survive."

No. Still.

Mom's spaghetti.

Oh. But... What if you could keep droppin bombs?

I don't know much about black holes but I remember wondering in 7th grade that if you placed a piece of paper perfectly flat against the pull of a black hole what would happen.

I don't know much about black holes but I remember wondering in 7th grade that if you placed a piece of paper perfectly flat against the pull of a black hole what would happen.

What do you mean flat against the pull of a black hole?

You guys keep missing the point.

Say we had a Maguffin device that allows you to survive and send data out.

What do you suppose would happen?

This is where the science types act religious. Scientists have told you it's impossible. I'm saying that if it weren't...

Use your imagination

This is why no one likes talking to nerds

they ruin the fun

A whole lot of nothing happening. Like, absolute boring. If boring was a physical object, it'd be the center of a black hole.

Since gravity warps space time, and a black hole is so fucked, in theory, time ends inside of a black hole.

But I'll get inventive charlie.

Cats. Fucking cats. Everywhere.

A whole lot of nothing happening. Like, absolute boring. If boring was a physical object, it'd be the center of a black hole.

Since gravity warps space time, and a black hole is so fucked, in theory, time ends inside of a black hole.

But I'll get inventive charlie.

Cats. Fucking cats. Everywhere.

Kind of correct.

Since hitting the speed of light means that time has slowed so much that time outside your frame of reference would not progress at all, you'd spend all of eternity inside a black hole before even a planch unit of time had passed as the gravitional pull would accelerate you to 3x10^8 ms^-1. Of course, it's irrelevant anyway as YOU'D DIE BEFORE YOU COULD REGISTER THE CHANGE.

Quote from: Sandtrap on February 09, 2016, 01:56:24 AM

A whole lot of nothing happening. Like, absolute boring. If boring was a physical object, it'd be the center of a black hole.

Since gravity warps space time, and a black hole is so fucked, in theory, time ends inside of a black hole.

But I'll get inventive charlie.

Cats. Fucking cats. Everywhere.

Kind of correct.

Since hitting the speed of light means that time has slowed so much that time outside your frame of reference would not progress at all, you'd spend all of eternity inside a black hole before even a planch unit of time had passed as the gravitional pull would accelerate you to 3x10^8 ms^-1. Of course, it's irrelevant anyway as YOU'D DIE BEFORE YOU COULD REGISTER THE CHANGE.

Have you ever considered that you might be stretched upon elongated space time and therefore not destroyed in the spaghettification, but rather preserved perfectly as a spindle which could feasibly be decompressed if the black hole ever became a quasar.

It would be like blinking and a million years had passed, and a column of nuclear fire had appeared before you.

And if you had a really good futuristic space suit, I'm sure you could survive all the radiation implicated by this theory.

You'd find God, not the Abrahamic God, but the one true God.

Hans Gruber.

Lots of radiation

A singularity where the laws of time and space break down. Infinite mass and gravity so strong that it even stops light.

Black holes do none of those things, though.

Fatherless children are born.