What do you get when you run behind a car?

Dopameme · December 16, 2015, 04:41:30 PM

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exhausted

hit me with your best bad jokes, flood

Batch · December 16, 2015, 04:44:14 PM

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no genitals?

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No fucking idea

Puro · December 16, 2015, 05:27:25 PM

What do you call a drifting Tesla?

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The Electric Slide

What rock group has four men who don't sing?

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Mount Rushmore

The Lord Ruler · December 16, 2015, 05:47:24 PM

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

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a fsh

Ingy · December 16, 2015, 06:22:23 PM

What do you call Santa Claus with ADHD?

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I don't know please kill me

Korra · December 16, 2015, 06:24:36 PM

What do you call Elegiac?

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A dingo.

Pippen · December 16, 2015, 06:29:31 PM

Why did the chicken run away from the farm?

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So he didn't become a five dollar fillup

Mat Cauthon · December 16, 2015, 06:33:19 PM

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream?

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He was hit by a bus.

Zonda · December 16, 2015, 07:32:41 PM

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream?

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He was hit by a bus.

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Ren · December 16, 2015, 07:46:20 PM

What do you get when you run in front of a car?

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killed

Zonda · December 16, 2015, 07:46:59 PM

What do you get when you run in front of a car?
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killed

ti-oh.

Luis · December 16, 2015, 08:15:12 PM

What if it's a Tesla

December 16, 2015, 08:20:32 PM

This thread belongs to me now.