What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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Your love gets me so high
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a GUMMY bear! :D

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My sister tried to asphyxiate herself for a talent show.
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She choked.

 
 
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Why didn't the two tampons talk to each other?
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Because they're stuck up bitches.

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What's the difference between a gynaecologist and a genealogist?
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One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush.

 
 
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Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"?
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Because she has no rights.

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Quote from: Verbatim on December 20, 2014, 02:45:51 PM
Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"?
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Because she has no rights.
Actually lol'd at this one