What do I do? Dafuq

RomanGladiator · February 28, 2016, 05:34:05 PM

Girl I'm taking out tomorrow wants to meet at a Starbucks in her town. It's where someone I dated works (remember the one who said she'd call the cops on me?) Why is my life a cruel joke?

Ian · February 28, 2016, 05:34:40 PM

How many dates have you had in the past six months?

True Turquoise · February 28, 2016, 05:34:41 PM

Jocephalopod · February 28, 2016, 05:34:59 PM

accidentally spill boiling hot decaf in here eyes so she can't see you

Septy · February 28, 2016, 05:35:13 PM

RomanGladiator · February 28, 2016, 05:38:14 PM

Quote from: Gaara444 on February 28, 2016, 05:34:40 PM

How many dates have you had in the past six months?

Um...since I have a good memory

September: Kate, hookup and sleepover at her apartment

October: Olivia: three dates, two bjs at my place. Starbucks girl

November: Ashely, hookup and sleepover at her apartment

December: coffee date with Denise, never saw her again

January: coffee date with Danielle never saw her again. Blowjob from Amanda in my car, then I got a pity second date with her to the movies then she said it's not going anywhere

February: Coffee date with Jen, never texted me back

DAS B00T x2 · February 28, 2016, 05:41:33 PM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Jono · February 28, 2016, 05:43:23 PM

Time to commit sodoku

maverick · February 28, 2016, 05:47:26 PM

Edit: nvm I want to hear how this plays out.

Jive Turkey · February 28, 2016, 05:49:27 PM

Go and make Starbucks girl jealous

RomanGladiator · February 28, 2016, 05:53:55 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 28, 2016, 05:49:27 PM

Go and make Starbucks girl jealous

Crisis averted, there's a local coffee shop we're going to instead of HipsterBucks. They both look similar, both around 5'9" blonde, blue eyed, and busty, disaster avoided. And Starbucks has a boyfriend.

Nick McIntyre · February 28, 2016, 06:07:45 PM

Oh boy, here we go

Mmmmm Napalm · February 28, 2016, 06:10:33 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on February 28, 2016, 05:53:55 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 28, 2016, 05:49:27 PM
Go and make Starbucks girl jealous
Crisis averted, there's a local coffee shop we're going to instead of HipsterBucks. They both look similar, both around 5'9" blonde, blue eyed, and busty, disaster avoided. And Starbucks has a boyfriend.

DAMMIT.

Korra · February 28, 2016, 06:48:27 PM

Watch the Prequels.

Coomer · February 28, 2016, 09:28:31 PM

Try going after I don't know, normal girls parhaps?

RomanGladiator · February 29, 2016, 07:45:07 PM

>tfw she looks like Adele

Thun · March 01, 2016, 12:11:10 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on February 29, 2016, 07:45:07 PM

>tfw she looks like Adele

An even fatter version of Adele?

fuckin christ

aREALgod · March 01, 2016, 12:39:00 AM

This is better than waiting for the next Breaking Bad episode

gats · March 01, 2016, 05:58:47 AM

You could have just told her that you dated someone that works there
It'd be funny

RomanGladiator · March 01, 2016, 06:09:38 AM

Quote from: Varg on March 01, 2016, 01:35:19 AM

go to the vet and get fixed like a good boy

Maybe. It would be useful and also cost less than your sex-change mutilation. Sorry, but if someone burns me I return the favor.

BaconShelf · March 01, 2016, 06:11:10 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 01, 2016, 06:09:38 AM

Quote from: Varg on March 01, 2016, 01:35:19 AM
go to the vet and get fixed like a good boy
Maybe. It would be useful and also cost less than your sex-change mutilation. Sorry, but if someone burns me I return the favor.

that would imply what you just said could be in any way interpreted as a burn

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Spartan · March 01, 2016, 09:45:12 AM

You should explain exactly why you don't want to go to that starbucks

Onion · March 01, 2016, 09:51:12 AM

Tell her how Starbucks is for hipster faggots followed by an aggressive tip of your fedora.

Guaranteed wet panties.