What do I do? Dafuq

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Girl I'm taking out tomorrow wants to meet at a Starbucks in her town. It's where someone I dated works (remember the one who said she'd call the cops on me?) Why is my life a cruel joke?


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Signature goes here.
How many dates have you had in the past six months?


 
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fuck you
omfg


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accidentally spill boiling hot decaf in here eyes so she can't see you


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
omfg


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How many dates have you had in the past six months?
Um...since I have a good memory

September: Kate, hookup and sleepover at her apartment

October: Olivia: three dates, two bjs at my place. Starbucks girl

November: Ashely, hookup and sleepover at her apartment

December: coffee date with Denise, never saw her again

January: coffee date with Danielle never saw her again. Blowjob from Amanda in my car, then I got a pity second date with her to the movies then she said it's not going anywhere

February: Coffee date with Jen, never texted me back
Last Edit: February 28, 2016, 05:38:58 PM by RomanGladiator


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Time to commit sodoku


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Edit: nvm I want to hear how this plays out.
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Go and make Starbucks girl jealous


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Go and make Starbucks girl jealous
Crisis averted, there's a local coffee shop we're going to instead of HipsterBucks. They both look similar, both around 5'9" blonde, blue eyed, and busty, disaster avoided. And Starbucks has a boyfriend.


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Oh boy, here we go


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Go and make Starbucks girl jealous
Crisis averted, there's a local coffee shop we're going to instead of HipsterBucks. They both look similar, both around 5'9" blonde, blue eyed, and busty, disaster avoided. And Starbucks has a boyfriend.

DAMMIT.


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uhhh...

- korrie
Watch the Prequels.


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Try going after I don't know, normal girls parhaps?


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>tfw she looks like Adele


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>tfw she looks like Adele
An even fatter version of Adele?

fuckin christ


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This is better than waiting for the next Breaking Bad episode


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
You could have just told her that you dated someone that works there
It'd be funny


RomanGladiator | Legendary Invincible!
 
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go to the vet and get fixed like a good boy
Maybe. It would be useful and also cost less than your sex-change mutilation. Sorry, but if someone burns me I return the favor.


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go to the vet and get fixed like a good boy
Maybe. It would be useful and also cost less than your sex-change mutilation. Sorry, but if someone burns me I return the favor.

that would imply what you just said could be in any way interpreted as a burn


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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You should explain exactly why you don't want to go to that starbucks


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Tell her how Starbucks is for hipster faggots followed by an aggressive tip of your fedora.

Guaranteed wet panties.