Just a normal day as a Euro, I suppose.
>Cry because I don't live in the US of A.>Go to the hospital to get my feelings checked. For free.>Walk down the street without seeing religious nutbags waving signs with "god hates fags" on them.>Go to the grocery store and not have to wait behind a line of 30 obese people in mobility scooters.>Buy food that isn't 99% harmful preservatives.>Wave at a friendly cop without getting tased and shot for obstruction of justice.>Strike up a conversation with a random person without having to fear him pulling a gun at me while screaming "shall not be infringed.">Browse the internet knowing that the Good Lord of the EU keeps my privacy and personal data safe.>Exercise my right to be forgotten and make Google my bitch.>Watch a movie without being forced to clap for 30 minutes after its over.>Polish my framed diplomas which cost me less combined than a single semester of law school in the US.>Look at the multitude of available programs for the upcoming elections and be glad I have more than two choices that are bought by the oligarchy anyways.>Masturbate to the flag of the EU while humming our anthem.>Pledge my firstborn child to the chairman of the ECtHR.>Fall asleep clutching the rejected Constitution of Europe, praying it'll make a glorious return.Just a normal day as a Euro, I suppose.
>Go to the hospital to get my feelings checked. For free.
For free.
Quote from: DAS B00T WILL RISE AGAIN on July 03, 2015, 08:43:01 PM]At least I can shoot guns and masturbate to lolicon without worrying about INTERPOL breaking down my door.Freedom, motherfucker.Interpol only coordinates and provides support, you fuck.
]At least I can shoot guns and masturbate to lolicon without worrying about INTERPOL breaking down my door.Freedom, motherfucker.