>Cry because I don't live in the US of A.

>Go to the hospital to get my feelings checked. For free.
>Walk down the street without seeing religious nutbags waving signs with "god hates fags" on them.
>Go to the grocery store and not have to wait behind a line of 30 obese people in mobility scooters.
>Buy food that isn't 99% harmful preservatives.
>Wave at a friendly cop without getting tased and shot for obstruction of justice.
>Strike up a conversation with a random person without having to fear him pulling a gun at me while screaming "shall not be infringed."
>Browse the internet knowing that the Good Lord of the EU keeps my privacy and personal data safe.
>Exercise my right to be forgotten and make Google my bitch.
>Watch a movie without being forced to clap for 30 minutes after its over.
>Polish my framed diplomas which cost me less combined than a single semester of law school in the US.
>Look at the multitude of available programs for the upcoming elections and be glad I have more than two choices that are bought by the oligarchy anyways.
>Masturbate to the flag of the EU while humming our anthem.
>Pledge my firstborn child to the chairman of the ECtHR.
>Fall asleep clutching the rejected Constitution of Europe, praying it'll make a glorious return.

Just a normal day as a Euro, I suppose.

>Cry because I don't live in the US of A.

>Go to the hospital to get my feelings checked. For free.
>Walk down the street without seeing religious nutbags waving signs with "god hates fags" on them.
>Go to the grocery store and not have to wait behind a line of 30 obese people in mobility scooters.
>Buy food that isn't 99% harmful preservatives.
>Wave at a friendly cop without getting tased and shot for obstruction of justice.
>Strike up a conversation with a random person without having to fear him pulling a gun at me while screaming "shall not be infringed."
>Browse the internet knowing that the Good Lord of the EU keeps my privacy and personal data safe.
>Exercise my right to be forgotten and make Google my bitch.
>Watch a movie without being forced to clap for 30 minutes after its over.
>Polish my framed diplomas which cost me less combined than a single semester of law school in the US.
>Look at the multitude of available programs for the upcoming elections and be glad I have more than two choices that are bought by the oligarchy anyways.
>Masturbate to the flag of the EU while humming our anthem.
>Pledge my firstborn child to the chairman of the ECtHR.
>Fall asleep clutching the rejected Constitution of Europe, praying it'll make a glorious return.

Just a normal day as a Euro, I suppose.

>Cry because I don't live in the US of A.

>Go to the hospital to get my feelings checked. For free.
>Walk down the street without seeing religious nutbags waving signs with "god hates fags" on them.
>Go to the grocery store and not have to wait behind a line of 30 obese people in mobility scooters.
>Buy food that isn't 99% harmful preservatives.
>Wave at a friendly cop without getting tased and shot for obstruction of justice.
>Strike up a conversation with a random person without having to fear him pulling a gun at me while screaming "shall not be infringed."
>Browse the internet knowing that the Good Lord of the EU keeps my privacy and personal data safe.
>Exercise my right to be forgotten and make Google my bitch.
>Watch a movie without being forced to clap for 30 minutes after its over.
>Polish my framed diplomas which cost me less combined than a single semester of law school in the US.
>Look at the multitude of available programs for the upcoming elections and be glad I have more than two choices that are bought by the oligarchy anyways.
>Masturbate to the flag of the EU while humming our anthem.
>Pledge my firstborn child to the chairman of the ECtHR.
>Fall asleep clutching the rejected Constitution of Europe, praying it'll make a glorious return.

Just a normal day as a Euro, I suppose.

>Go to the hospital to get my feelings checked. For free.

For free.

Quote from: DAS B00T WILL RISE AGAIN on July 03, 2015, 08:43:01 PM

]At least I can shoot guns and masturbate to lolicon without worrying about INTERPOL breaking down my door.
Freedom, motherfucker.

Interpol only coordinates and provides support, you fuck.