"your gf will break up with you when you start playing this"

Desty · July 08, 2016, 03:47:30 AM

Well no thank you then

Cindy · July 08, 2016, 05:26:36 AM

ONLY MEN ALLOWED

ONCE YOU START PLAYING, YOUR FRIENDS WON'T BE SEEING MUCH OF YOU

HOT ACTION

BIG TITS

Batch · July 08, 2016, 05:28:33 AM

THE PENIS ENLARGEMENT TRICK DOCTORS DONT WANT YOU TO SEE

Desty · July 08, 2016, 05:37:51 AM

ONLY MEN ALLOWED

ONCE YOU START PLAYING, YOUR FRIENDS WON'T BE SEEING MUCH OF YOU

HOT ACTION

BIG TITS

That sounds too good to be true

Probably hot action going on between men with big tits. That'd explain why your friends would leave you.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · July 08, 2016, 06:21:43 AM

ONLY MEN ALLOWED

ONCE YOU START PLAYING, YOUR FRIENDS WON'T BE SEEING MUCH OF YOU

HOT ACTION

BIG TITS

This should be Sep7's intro text.

snee0rp · July 08, 2016, 09:30:17 PM

COME BUILD, MY MASTER

Doctor Doom · July 08, 2016, 09:41:11 PM

SHE'S WAITING FOR YOU

YOU CAN BE HER KING

Verbatim · July 08, 2016, 09:45:17 PM

CUT A BIT OF FAT EVERY DAY USING THIS ONE WEIRD OLD TIP

Verbatim · July 08, 2016, 09:49:19 PM

FUCK FAT & UGLY WOMEN IN YOUR AREA

Desty · July 09, 2016, 03:39:05 AM

FUCK FAT & UGLY WOMEN IN YOUR AREA

Holy shit that's the worst one

snee0rp · July 09, 2016, 04:04:03 AM

You live in Anonymous Proxy too?
Let's hang out!

Incan · July 09, 2016, 05:58:44 AM

DOCTORS HATE THIS 40 YEAR OLD MUM FOR THIS ONE TRICK THAT REMOVES WRINKLES

Mattie G Indahouse · July 09, 2016, 06:02:22 AM

YOU WON'T LAST FIVE MINUTES PLAYING THIS GAME