hiking up mountains and shit, and fucking lots of slutty Californian girls

See you later, faggots.

Best Dustin post ever.

Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on November 17, 2014, 10:42:21 PM

Wow, you're going to college to live your life as a boring-ass doctor. Not only that, you'll be a SELF-RIGHTEOUS CALIFORNIAN WHO HAS SEX? WOW, THAT WOULD BE A FIRST

I'm not going to be a doctor, I changed my mind about that.

And how the fuck am I self righteous? I don't even give a shit about the half the things that happen in this world.

it's a shitpost man

don't read into it too much

Quote from: BritishLemön on November 17, 2014, 11:09:03 PM

So you're going to Cali with your parents, a boring wedding, and then proceeding to hit on and get turned down by fat chicks, after which you'll go and get plastered from two cans of beer alone in your bedroom and then having your nightly cry wank?

I'm not jealous at all.

I'm not going with my parents, it's just me.

So you're going to Cali "on your own", a boring wedding, and then proceeding to hit on and get turned down by fat chicks, after which you'll go and get plastered from two cans of beer alone in your bedroom and then having your nightly cry wank?

I'm not jealous at all.

Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on November 17, 2014, 10:42:21 PM

I'm not going to be a doctor, I changed my mind about that.

In other words you realized you're too stupid to be a doctor.

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

>implying you don't fit in the description you gave everybody else

sigh, dustin shut up.

Takes one to know one. Ammi right?

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.