Nothing better for hazers to do than attack the innocent when they're not too busy injecting their bodies with Krokodil.

Learn slight of hand tricks and plant Hello Kitty stickers in one dude's pocket and reveal it in the scuffle and watch as they turn to him and outcast him
Then, I'd stalk him, hire men to wink and subtly smile at him
I'll plant evidence like dildos and gay porn mags destroying his credibility and ruining all his relationships
Then I'd kidnap him and fuck him daily, subjecting him to gay videos while I'm not raping him
Finally after years of mental scarring, I'll release him back into the wild and watch him become confused and turned on by men and ultimately kill himself from lack of friends and security