What are my chances of getting laid by a milf on valentines day?

Jim · February 13, 2015, 07:10:48 PM

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Dopameme · February 13, 2015, 07:13:05 PM

just go to your local organic food store and ask all the stay-at-home milfs for some fuck

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · February 13, 2015, 07:13:53 PM

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Jim · February 13, 2015, 07:14:12 PM

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Jim · February 13, 2015, 07:14:32 PM

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Doctor Doom · February 13, 2015, 07:14:37 PM

Quote from: Jimpressions on February 13, 2015, 07:14:12 PM

Quote from: Officer Nasty on February 13, 2015, 07:13:05 PM
just go to your local organic food store and ask all the stay-at-home milfs for some fuck
but what if I get maced

Then you'll die.

gats · February 13, 2015, 07:15:50 PM

my manager is a the perfect milf, it's a shame she's a reserved kinda person. maybe it's because she's a christian i dunno. either way we need to bang asap

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · February 13, 2015, 07:17:11 PM

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Dopameme · February 13, 2015, 07:18:39 PM

Quote from: Jimpressions on February 13, 2015, 07:14:12 PM

Quote from: Officer Nasty on February 13, 2015, 07:13:05 PM
just go to your local organic food store and ask all the stay-at-home milfs for some fuck
but what if I get maced

that's a risk you must be willing to take

Jim · February 13, 2015, 07:20:17 PM

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Korra · February 13, 2015, 07:21:07 PM

-100.89%

PSU · February 13, 2015, 07:36:20 PM

Go to the movie theaters and wait until 50 shades of gray lets out. Then spit some game to some milfs

Jim · February 13, 2015, 07:41:22 PM

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Girl of Mystery · February 13, 2015, 07:41:47 PM

Quote from: PSU on February 13, 2015, 07:36:20 PM

Go to the movie theaters and wait until 50 shades of gray lets out. Then spit some game to some milfs

Some good advice from Mad Max... I mean PSU for once.

N/A · February 13, 2015, 07:42:51 PM

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Jim · February 13, 2015, 07:43:18 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · February 13, 2015, 07:43:49 PM

I keep telling you Jim

Craigslist

or the local bar when some shitty 80's cover band is playing.

Jim · February 13, 2015, 07:46:26 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · February 13, 2015, 07:50:29 PM

Quote from: Jimpressions on February 13, 2015, 07:46:26 PM

Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 13, 2015, 07:43:49 PM
I keep telling you Jim

Craigslist

or the local bar when some shitty 80's cover band is playing.
I keep telling you, Das.

I want quality mommy milfs, not buttrock sluts with STD's and more fat than intelligence.

Welcome to the real world.

Word Wizard · February 13, 2015, 07:52:17 PM

Life's a numbers game. If you interact with enough MILFs one will bang you.

Jim · February 13, 2015, 07:52:52 PM

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RomanGladiator · February 13, 2015, 10:04:22 PM

Better than my chances of even being in the proximity of a female tomorrow.

Destati · February 13, 2015, 10:29:02 PM

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Rinev · February 13, 2015, 10:32:37 PM

Quote from: ねこ on February 13, 2015, 07:13:53 PM

0.001%

That number is a little big don't you think?

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · February 13, 2015, 10:36:57 PM

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Rinev · February 13, 2015, 10:42:58 PM

Quote from: ねこ on February 13, 2015, 10:36:57 PM

Quote from: Rinev Jeqkogo on February 13, 2015, 10:32:37 PM
Quote from: ねこ on February 13, 2015, 07:13:53 PM
0.001%
That number is a little big don't you think?
Hmm... care to give me a smaller percentage my good man? ö.ô

0.000372%

Jim · February 13, 2015, 10:50:01 PM

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Jim · February 13, 2015, 10:56:14 PM

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