What are good pranks to pull on roommates

Septy · January 07, 2015, 09:02:14 PM

Brainstorm figs

Jono · January 07, 2015, 09:02:34 PM

Jizz in their shampoo

Septy · January 07, 2015, 09:03:10 PM

Quote from: Jono on January 07, 2015, 09:02:34 PM

Jizz in their shampoo

Lolno

Mr. Psychologist · January 07, 2015, 09:03:23 PM

I like the old 'Haha, broke your legs!' trick.

You walk into their room in the middle of the night with a baseball bat and whale on their knees for about 10 minutes.

Then you yell, SIKE and run out giggling.

Naru · January 07, 2015, 09:03:59 PM

Kill them

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · January 07, 2015, 09:04:00 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on January 07, 2015, 09:03:23 PM

I like the old 'Haha, broke your legs!' trick.

You walk into their room in the middle of the night with a baseball bat and whale on their knees for about 10 minutes.

Then you yell, SIKE and run out giggling.

yeah this one's great

i used it on all my old friends

Kinder Graham · January 07, 2015, 09:04:49 PM

Give them a facial ehile they're asleep and just say it's a new lotion you want to test out before using it on yourself

Septy · January 07, 2015, 09:05:35 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on January 07, 2015, 09:03:23 PM

I like the old 'Haha, broke your legs!' trick.

You walk into their room in the middle of the night with a baseball bat and whale on their knees for about 10 minutes.

Then you yell, SIKE and run out giggling.

Two things happened that day, Septy stopped being a fgt and Boggs never walked again.

N/A · January 07, 2015, 09:06:28 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · January 07, 2015, 09:06:56 PM

Quote from: Ryle on January 07, 2015, 09:04:00 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on January 07, 2015, 09:03:23 PM
I like the old 'Haha, broke your legs!' trick.

You walk into their room in the middle of the night with a baseball bat and whale on their knees for about 10 minutes.

Then you yell, SIKE and run out giggling.
yeah this one's great

i used it on all my old friends

Same!

I wonder why they aren't my friends now though :/
Or alive...

Guess my 'self-igniting deodorant can' was a little too far, they didn't see the funny side of it :/

Septy · January 07, 2015, 09:07:04 PM

Quote from: Z̼ͤ̓̒ͅḛ̸̻͉͙͚̤̌̔̉̍͘n̷̡͛͐͐ on January 07, 2015, 09:06:28 PM

Poke hole in their condoms/switch birth control with placebos.

That's cruel

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · January 07, 2015, 09:07:06 PM

another good prank is to fuck their dog and make them watch while you hold a gun to their head

aREALgod · January 07, 2015, 09:07:10 PM

-Acquire apples and onions
-Acquire caramel
-Make some caramel apples
-Deceptively make caramel onions
-Offer them or just let them sit around for an unsuspecting victim

Mr. Psychologist · January 07, 2015, 09:07:29 PM

Quote from: Z̼ͤ̓̒ͅḛ̸̻͉͙͚̤̌̔̉̍͘n̷̡͛͐͐ on January 07, 2015, 09:06:28 PM

Poke hole in their condoms/switch birth control with placebos.

Allah approves of this one!

Punish the wicked with the horrific trial of parenting!

N/A · January 07, 2015, 09:08:23 PM

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Saleem · January 07, 2015, 09:08:32 PM

Put this in their bed.

Spoiler

Crack open for a fun surprise.

Mox · January 07, 2015, 09:10:37 PM

Replace their water with vodka

Septy · January 07, 2015, 09:10:54 PM

Quote from: Z̼ͤ̓̒ͅḛ̸̻͉͙͚̤̌̔̉̍͘n̷̡͛͐͐ on January 07, 2015, 09:08:23 PM

Quote from: Septy on January 07, 2015, 09:07:04 PM
Quote from: Z̼ͤ̓̒ͅḛ̸̻͉͙͚̤̌̔̉̍͘n̷̡͛͐͐ on January 07, 2015, 09:06:28 PM
Poke hole in their condoms/switch birth control with placebos.
That's cruel
I never said I was a good person.

Mr. Psychologist · January 07, 2015, 09:14:27 PM

Quote from: Saleem on January 07, 2015, 09:08:32 PM

Put this in their bed.

Spoiler
Crack open for a fun surprise.

They don't seem all that bad <.<
Spider killing wasps might be a nice gift for some people >.>

Saleem · January 07, 2015, 09:16:39 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on January 07, 2015, 09:14:27 PM

Quote from: Saleem on January 07, 2015, 09:08:32 PM
Put this in their bed.

Spoiler
Crack open for a fun surprise.

They don't seem all that bad <.<
Spider killing wasps might be a nice gift for some people >.>

In theory

Mr. Psychologist · January 07, 2015, 09:23:54 PM

Quote from: Saleem on January 07, 2015, 09:16:39 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on January 07, 2015, 09:14:27 PM
Quote from: Saleem on January 07, 2015, 09:08:32 PM
Put this in their bed.

Spoiler
Crack open for a fun surprise.

They don't seem all that bad <.<
Spider killing wasps might be a nice gift for some people >.>
In theory

...

Now I'm glad I didn't buy a WiiU.

Burn it, burn it all ;_;

Chakas · January 07, 2015, 09:29:12 PM

Get something from your fridge with a transparent glass jar like jelly or something of that sort that your roommate devours regularly. Buy an identical jar of the said substance. Make the new jar look as much like the old one as possible. When you open the new jar, put your penis in it and make a bit of a mess. Take a picture of the said scene with your penis in the jar, print the picture, and tape it to the bottom of the old jar in such a manner than is unnoticeable. This way, once your roommate finishes the said substance, they see the picture of you molesting it through the bottom of the jar and think they just ate your edible fleshlight. Just be sure to keep some evidence of it being a prank and it being a false jar so that your roommate doesn't kill you in your sleep.

Flood · January 07, 2015, 10:58:03 PM

YouTube

This.