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dracula can eat my whole ass!
Like I said, looks don't mean shit.

To a certain extent you're right, but I can't really see a Leo DiCaprio-type being turned down by many women, you know?


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does this stuff even work?
Wow fella you aren't nearly as bad as I pictured you smh

what the fuck are you doing wrong then ::)

Maybe it's your body language
It's because he's desperate beyond belief

he is desperfago


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I think you have lost your grammar.


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Home and sober now. I saw the most beautiful redhead I've ever seen but she was with someone. I hope that guy goes home every night knowing how lucky he is. In only talked to the bartender again when ordering, I was thenknlynsingle person there


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Wow fella you aren't nearly as bad as I pictured you smh

what the fuck are you doing wrong then ::)

Maybe it's your body language
It's because he's desperate beyond belief

Or he's faking it all for the attentions.
8)


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Not making any of I it upS. And I drunk Facebook messages Samantha last night like an idiot


 
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haha, pathetic bro


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haha, pathetic bro
Yes, maybe I;ll go back to the bar again tonight too. There wasn;t a single single girl there, I go there at like 11 last night.


 
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haha, pathetic bro
Yes, maybe I;ll go back to the bar again tonight too. There wasn;t a single single girl there, I go there at like 11 last night.
Too late, show up at 9:30

and bring a goddamn mustache.


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haha, pathetic bro
Yes, maybe I;ll go back to the bar again tonight too. There wasn;t a single single girl there, I go there at like 11 last night.
Too late, show up at 9:30

and bring a goddamn mustache.
No, I look terrible in one. Yeah I should have went earlier. I don't think there'll be many on a Sunday night though.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Oh right, it's sunday.
Nobody goes to a bar on sunday. Normal people work tomorrow morning.


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Oh right, it's sunday.
Nobody goes to a bar on sunday. Normal people work tomorrow morning.
Kek, I'm on call tomorrow, and could come in for the other job if I want to.


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>Can't meet women at bars, online, in public...what am I doing wrong?


 
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women


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
>Can't meet women at bars, online, in public...what am I doing wrong?

Everything


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I'll never turn to the gay side. I love breasts too much.


 
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I'll never turn to the gay side. I love breasts too much.
some men have breasts


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
women
I'll never turn to the gay side. I love breasts too much.
some men have breasts

There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits.


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Your love gets me so high
>Can't meet women at bars, online, in public...what am I doing wrong?
listen buddy multiple people here, including myself, tell you what you're doing wrong every single time you make a thread

...and it seems like you just ignore all of it, so why ask for help and post all these sob stories if you actually aren't going to change anything about yourself? Is it just because you desperately crave attention?


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>tfw get too attached to a certain type of girl. And none stick around as just "friends"

Only way I can calm my nerves is to keep drinking, knowing that I made a tremendous career decision on impulse to impress a woman, Ashley, who was a high school French teacher whom I slept with, once. Actually it's been to impress everyone I've dated. I have to go to Maggie's for the third night in a row for a drink. I think I love it now.
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
>tfw get too attached to a certain type of girl. And none stick around as just "friends"

Only way I can calm my nerves is to keep drinking, knowing that I made a tremendous career decision on impulse to impress a woman, Ashley, who was a high school French teacher whom I slept with, once. Actually it's been to impress everyone I've dated. I have to go to Maggie's for the third night in a row for a drink. I think I love it now.

You're being too specific.
The thing about lying is it's better to be vague so no one can fact check you.


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What have I become...I've started swiping for men on Tinder.


 
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What have I become...
My sweetest friend...
Everyone Roman loves
Goes away in the end


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What have I become...
My sweetest friend...
Everyone Roman loves
Goes away in the end
If a straight or gay guy wants to get to know me at this point as a friend, I;m okay with it. Maybe a bar buddy even.


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Your love gets me so high
What have I become...
My sweetest friend...
Everyone Roman loves
Goes away in the end
If a straight or gay guy wants to get to know me at this point as a friend, I;m okay with it. Maybe a bar buddy even.
oh trust me, if you're meeting from tinder, they'll really love to get to know you


 
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What have I become...
My sweetest friend...
Everyone Roman loves
Goes away in the end

Please don't degrade the song like that.


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This is just fucking depressing at this point.

Your entire lifestyle is fucked up and the fact that everything you do revolves around improving your relationship status is wrong on so many levels. I can't believe that this is advice that needs to be given but set some goals for yourself and do some things that you enjoy. Make some friends or try to get back with your older friends if you ever had any. Your life isn't going to magically improve by getting a girlfriend and it's stupid that you still think it will after all these years.

Since you're just going to ignore this and only want tips for picking up girls I might as well give some. Midget is 100% right, it has nothing to do with your looks. Your personality turns off women and don't even bother trying to blame it on your job or living with your parents because it's not that. Nothing you've ever done has ever worked for you and what little advice you've taken hasn't worked either. If you want any substantial advice, you should really consider setting up a hidden camera when you do social interactions with women and posting the footage here because I guarantee this is the root of your problems.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
What have I become...
My sweetest friend...
Everyone Roman loves
Goes away in the end

Please don't degrade the song like that.
I do what I want, son


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Signature goes here.
What song was it?

I do what I want, son


 
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What song was it?

I do what I want, son
that one really sad Johnny Cash one
Hurt
inb4 ninfags rage