I'm seriously thinking about becoming a raper

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
I've been thinking about this for about a month and I think I need to just go and get it. I'm going to get a new knife and a mace-resistant balaclava, and then do some groin excersizes, among other things to improve my cunt-destroying brutality. I'm in college right now so it's not like this is my main plan, but I feel like it's something to try out.
The thing is I don't have the dick size or thrust power to make bruises (at least not yet), so if anybody wants to help find a victim I could try to rape it. I know a few guys in my city who I could collab with too.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
I wish you all the best, may you become top raper


 
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Bro, hit me up, bro. We gotta do a show together when you get to America.


 
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male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
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Edit: God dammit I thought we were all going to follow the same line of dialogue as the other thread. I was gunna be Lemon.


 
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you could practice on loaf.


 
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smh brah


 
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#KillYourselfBeforeYouGrillYourself


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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
Make sure your shoes are tied tight and with the right knots so they don't come off when chasing someone down. Smothering your feet with Vaseline before putting your socks and shoes on helps prevent blisters when running for long periods of time. Eating a couple bananas beforehand is great for energy. Seat belt cutters can also be used to cut clothes off quickly. Also, keep in mind, chloroform does not work like it does in the movies.


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oh yeah

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Only if its your daughter though right?

That's impossible


 
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Just message me.
Vien 'Quitonm#1598 is my discord
Stop being gay.