What's the Worst Film You've Seen?

Epsira · August 08, 2015, 12:16:08 AM

I think it's this, but I had friends around to take the piss out of it, so it was actually a humorous experience overall.

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cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 08, 2015, 12:16:35 AM

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Coomer · August 08, 2015, 12:20:02 AM

GI Joe Rise of Cobra

N/A · August 08, 2015, 12:20:06 AM

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SecondClass · August 08, 2015, 12:20:48 AM

Iron Man

Jono · August 08, 2015, 12:23:06 AM

The worst movies I've ever watched:

The Strangers
A Haunted House 2
Paranormal Activity 2
Paranormal Activity 3
Bayformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Bayformers: Age of Extinction
The Last Airbender
Terminator: Salvation
Titanic

Epsira · August 08, 2015, 12:23:07 AM

Quote from: Keksuit on August 08, 2015, 12:20:06 AM

Your mom's sex tape.

You'd have to be there to appreciate it.

Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 12:25:29 AM

Birdemic was intended to be bad, so, in a sense, that makes it... good?...

Anyway, uh... I don't know, it's hard to say. I tend to enjoy most movies I see, believe it or not.

I guess it would have to be The Last Airbender, because it was such an insult to the franchise.

N/A · August 08, 2015, 12:25:30 AM

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Epsira · August 08, 2015, 12:30:10 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2015, 12:25:29 AM

Birdemic was intended to be bad, so, in a sense, that makes it... good?...

Wait, we're talking the first one right?
The second one is unquestionably intentionally awful.

August 08, 2015, 12:30:12 AM

Freddy Got Fingered

True Turquoise · August 08, 2015, 12:38:20 AM

Batman and Robin 1997

Casper · August 08, 2015, 12:41:51 AM

Spring Breakers

R o c k e t · August 08, 2015, 12:48:22 AM

After Earth was shockingly bad, because I expected it to be good. But Will Smith's dialogue was so boring, and Jaden Smith was portrayed to be a badass in the trailer but in the movie he's a dang crybaby.

Korra · August 08, 2015, 12:49:39 AM

The Last Airbender

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 08, 2015, 12:56:21 AM

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Deleted · August 08, 2015, 12:56:24 AM

The Last Airbender
Dragonball Evolution
Bayformers 4
Noah
Pokemon (the Keldo one)
Cardfight Vangaurd Neon Messiah

Girl of Mystery · August 08, 2015, 01:19:13 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on August 08, 2015, 12:20:48 AM

Iron Man

Iron Man 1?

lol just stop

Cheat · August 08, 2015, 01:26:47 AM

Quote from: Jono on August 08, 2015, 12:23:06 AM

The worst movies I've ever watched:

The Strangers
A Haunted House 2
Paranormal Activity 2
Paranormal Activity 3
Bayformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Bayformers: Age of Extinction
The Last Airbender
Terminator: Salvation
Titanic

I enjoyed Terminator: Salvation and Titanic is actually not bad if you watch it with the time-travel theory in mind, regarding Jack.

Manos: Hands of Fate is by far the worst movie I've seen, though.

Deleted · August 08, 2015, 01:32:01 AM

Quote from: Cheat on August 08, 2015, 01:26:47 AM

Quote from: Jono on August 08, 2015, 12:23:06 AM
The worst movies I've ever watched:

The Strangers
A Haunted House 2
Paranormal Activity 2
Paranormal Activity 3
Bayformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Bayformers: Age of Extinction
The Last Airbender
Terminator: Salvation
Titanic
I enjoyed Terminator: Salvation and Titanic is actually not bad if you watch it with the time-travel theory in mind, regarding Jack.

Manos: Hands of Fate is by far the worst movie I've seen, though.

>Titanic
>Time Travel Theory
Literaly what?

SecondClass · August 08, 2015, 01:36:42 AM

Quote from: McLemon on August 08, 2015, 01:19:13 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on August 08, 2015, 12:20:48 AM
Iron Man
Iron Man 1?

lol just stop

I haven't seen the rest because the original is pure, unadulterated garbage. The fact that people are still obsessed with that trash is an indicator for the quality of the average moviegoer's taste these days. Robert Downey Jr is a joke.

Girl of Mystery · August 08, 2015, 01:40:00 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on August 08, 2015, 01:36:42 AM

Quote from: McLemon on August 08, 2015, 01:19:13 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on August 08, 2015, 12:20:48 AM
Iron Man
Iron Man 1?

lol just stop
I haven't seen the rest because the original is pure, unadulterated garbage. The fact that people are still obsessed with that trash is an indicator for the quality of the average moviegoer's taste these days. Robert Downey Jr is a joke.

lol

just lol

Jono · August 08, 2015, 01:56:50 AM

Quote from: Cheat on August 08, 2015, 01:26:47 AM

Quote from: Jono on August 08, 2015, 12:23:06 AM
The worst movies I've ever watched:

The Strangers
A Haunted House 2
Paranormal Activity 2
Paranormal Activity 3
Bayformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Bayformers: Age of Extinction
The Last Airbender
Terminator: Salvation
Titanic
I enjoyed Terminator: Salvation and Titanic is actually not bad if you watch it with the time-travel theory in mind, regarding Jack.

Manos: Hands of Fate is by far the worst movie I've seen, though.

Titanic sucks because its just a generic love story and the movie is like 6 hours long /exaggeration. There is absolutely no reason for the movie to be that long Nothing exciting happens until the last hour of the movie when shit hits the fan. The best part of the movie is when the guy hits the propeller because it was totally unexpected.

Terminator: Salvation sucks ass because it shits on the god tier stories and characters that T1 and T2 gave us. The T-600s and other machines in the movie acted stupid as fuck and seemed weaker than they should be.

Cheat · August 08, 2015, 02:04:59 AM

Quote from: Dragonic Overlord on August 08, 2015, 01:32:01 AM

Quote from: Cheat on August 08, 2015, 01:26:47 AM
Quote from: Jono on August 08, 2015, 12:23:06 AM
The worst movies I've ever watched:

The Strangers
A Haunted House 2
Paranormal Activity 2
Paranormal Activity 3
Bayformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Bayformers: Age of Extinction
The Last Airbender
Terminator: Salvation
Titanic
I enjoyed Terminator: Salvation and Titanic is actually not bad if you watch it with the time-travel theory in mind, regarding Jack.

Manos: Hands of Fate is by far the worst movie I've seen, though.

>Titanic
>Time Travel Theory
Literaly what?

YouTube

Jester · August 08, 2015, 02:14:47 AM

Titanic 2

Deleted · August 08, 2015, 02:52:45 AM

Quote from: Cheat on August 08, 2015, 02:04:59 AM

Quote from: Dragonic Overlord on August 08, 2015, 01:32:01 AM
Quote from: Cheat on August 08, 2015, 01:26:47 AM
Quote from: Jono on August 08, 2015, 12:23:06 AM
The worst movies I've ever watched:

The Strangers
A Haunted House 2
Paranormal Activity 2
Paranormal Activity 3
Bayformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Bayformers: Age of Extinction
The Last Airbender
Terminator: Salvation
Titanic
I enjoyed Terminator: Salvation and Titanic is actually not bad if you watch it with the time-travel theory in mind, regarding Jack.

Manos: Hands of Fate is by far the worst movie I've seen, though.

>Titanic
>Time Travel Theory
Literaly what?
YouTube

I got to "Rose is Sarah Connor's grandmother" before I gave up
this is literaly Halofollower

Ásgeirr · August 08, 2015, 03:03:16 AM

Spoiler

rabu raibu movie

Zonda · August 08, 2015, 11:13:49 AM

I think it was Disaster Movie, but I may be repressing the memory of something truly abhorrent.

Edit: Yes I was, and its name is Lady in the Water. Truly a blight on creativity that will make you question your will to live several times, should you choose to punish yourself by watching it. I'd honestly rather marathon all of the Water-themed temples in The Legend of Zelda series, and then go back and face each of the Dark Links without using items outside the Master Sword/Shield, play that 3000 Cyberdemon mod on Doom, set fire to several orphanages, and cap it all off with 8 uninterrupted hours of Zombie ghosts on Halo: Reach, exclusively on Forge World maps, and with a minimum of 300ms of Ping, than watch that abomination of a Movie again. It doesn't help that I had to study it for a Music class, and as such, closely rewatch each scene at least 25 times.

Naoto · August 08, 2015, 11:15:09 AM

The Fountain

Elegiac · August 08, 2015, 11:21:11 AM

Quote from: Vien on August 08, 2015, 12:30:12 AM

Freddy Got Fingered

What the hell?! You serious?