What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?

RomanGladiator · November 14, 2015, 04:42:37 PM

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Broke up with a girl who gave me blow jobs and wanted to fuck me because of Halo 5.
yeah but we got an awesome thread out of it.
Yes, you did. Tonight I'm actually meeting a redhead, but I won't make a thread out of it.
Redhead you say

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There's one on my phone, she's hot. Not sure how I'd upload it here.

RomanGladiator · November 14, 2015, 04:43:14 PM

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Broke up with a girl who gave me blow jobs and wanted to fuck me because of Halo 5.
yeah but we got an awesome thread out of it.
Yes, you did. Tonight I'm actually meeting a redhead, but I won't make a thread out of it.
DONT DO IT ROMAN
DONT LET HER TAKE YOYR SOUL

\She can suck the soul out of my dick.

Septy · November 14, 2015, 04:44:55 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 14, 2015, 04:42:37 PM

Quote from: Septy on November 14, 2015, 04:38:18 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 14, 2015, 04:37:05 PM
Quote from: DAS B(⌐■_■)ﾒ on November 14, 2015, 04:35:33 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 14, 2015, 02:02:45 PM
Broke up with a girl who gave me blow jobs and wanted to fuck me because of Halo 5.
yeah but we got an awesome thread out of it.
Yes, you did. Tonight I'm actually meeting a redhead, but I won't make a thread out of it.
Redhead you say

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There's one on my phone, she's hot. Not sure how I'd upload it here.

http://imgur.com
What kind of Internet-illiterate person are you

RomanGladiator · November 14, 2015, 04:47:54 PM

Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.

challengerX · November 14, 2015, 04:50:34 PM

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RomanGladiator · November 14, 2015, 04:51:39 PM

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Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 14, 2015, 04:47:54 PM
Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.

MAN THE SHIPS

READY THE HARPOONS

She's hot...honestly doubt any straight male on here wouldn't hit that given the opportunity.

challengerX · November 14, 2015, 04:52:55 PM

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RomanGladiator · November 14, 2015, 04:54:44 PM

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Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 14, 2015, 04:47:54 PM
Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.

MAN THE SHIPS

READY THE HARPOONS
She's hot...honestly doubt any straight male on here wouldn't hit that given the opportunity.
>fat
>crazy eyes
>making a stupid face in the picture

These are not the qualities of a bad bitch

I think you guys are just jealous. I've pretty much been meeting a different woman every month, compare that to myself a few years ago. At least I have the confidence now. And there's a chance I might go over her place tonight, she said if things go well.

DAS B00T x2 · November 14, 2015, 04:58:03 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 14, 2015, 04:51:39 PM

Quote from: challengerX on November 14, 2015, 04:50:34 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 14, 2015, 04:47:54 PM
Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.

MAN THE SHIPS

READY THE HARPOONS
She's hot...honestly doubt any straight male on here wouldn't hit that given the opportunity.

I wouldn't.

R o c k e t · November 14, 2015, 05:00:16 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 14, 2015, 04:42:37 PM

she's hot

RomanGladiator · November 14, 2015, 05:01:49 PM

Quote from: DAS B(⌐■_■)ﾒ on November 14, 2015, 04:58:03 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 14, 2015, 04:51:39 PM
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Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 14, 2015, 04:47:54 PM
Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.

MAN THE SHIPS

READY THE HARPOONS
She's hot...honestly doubt any straight male on here wouldn't hit that given the opportunity.
I wouldn't.

challengerX · November 14, 2015, 05:03:23 PM

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Ushan · November 14, 2015, 05:12:47 PM

I know have a list somewhere around here...

Doctor Doom · November 14, 2015, 06:35:48 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketamai on November 14, 2015, 03:31:45 PM

Made some comics that involved stick people mutilating each other (me and 2 friends would make these lol). I was stupid and was laughing while reading them in class one day. Only used 2 things: a pencil and a red crayon (its obvious what it was for >.>).

Let's just say, the councilor reading comics called "mass murder 5" or "saw 7" didn't make them think I was mentally sound.
Spoiler
it was still hilarious though

Same here. Though, I was rather puzzled as to how I always got in trouble when all of my friends who were doing the exact same thing managed to slip the radar.

Mega Sceptile · November 14, 2015, 07:15:49 PM

I stuck my dick in crazy once. The sex is exactly as they say it is, but the crazy isnt worth it. 2nd dumbest thing I did was try to break up with her without full body armour.

Girl of Mystery · November 14, 2015, 07:20:43 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 14, 2015, 04:51:39 PM

Quote from: challengerX on November 14, 2015, 04:50:34 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 14, 2015, 04:47:54 PM
Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.

MAN THE SHIPS

READY THE HARPOONS
She's hot...honestly doubt any straight male on here wouldn't hit that given the opportunity.

We've seen what you consider attractive

i am karjala takaisin · November 14, 2015, 07:40:40 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketamai on November 14, 2015, 03:31:45 PM

Made some comics that involved stick people mutilating each other (me and 2 friends would make these lol). I was stupid and was laughing while reading them in class one day. Only used 2 things: a pencil and a red crayon (its obvious what it was for >.>).

Let's just say, the councilor reading comics called "mass murder 5" or "saw 7" didn't make them think I was mentally sound.
Spoiler
it was still hilarious though

dude didn't everyone go through a violent-stick-figure-drawings phase

R o c k e t · November 14, 2015, 08:26:23 PM

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Quote from: Val 'Ketamai on November 14, 2015, 03:31:45 PM
Made some comics that involved stick people mutilating each other (me and 2 friends would make these lol). I was stupid and was laughing while reading them in class one day. Only used 2 things: a pencil and a red crayon (its obvious what it was for >.>).

Let's just say, the councilor reading comics called "mass murder 5" or "saw 7" didn't make them think I was mentally sound.
Spoiler
it was still hilarious though
dude didn't everyone go through a violent-stick-figure-drawings phase

I sure hope so

RubMyBelly69 · November 14, 2015, 08:34:31 PM

got pregnant

Isara · November 14, 2015, 08:37:10 PM

I betrayed a friend.

Thun · November 14, 2015, 08:54:43 PM

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I betrayed a friend.

Oh shit fam. What did you do?

human24 · November 14, 2015, 09:35:00 PM

Your mother

RubMyBelly69 · November 14, 2015, 09:42:28 PM

The year was 1996.

I was doing a fire eating show in Tunisia. Decided to use gunpowder this time around because the audience was spicy and I wanted to impress the comely girl sitting in the front row. Ate some bbq wings right before. That was the biggest mistake of my life. Not only did I run screaming out of the venue with my ass leaking streaks of earthy brown and crimson, but when I stumbled and crawled into the stall, the gunpowder kicked in and the toilet exploded.

Isara · November 14, 2015, 09:45:39 PM

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Oh shit fam. What did you do?

I was bullied into not seeing them again, and I didn't. Long time ago.

RomanGladiator · November 15, 2015, 03:10:21 PM

Quote from: LemOh-n on November 14, 2015, 07:20:43 PM

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Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 14, 2015, 04:47:54 PM
Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.

MAN THE SHIPS

READY THE HARPOONS
She's hot...honestly doubt any straight male on here wouldn't hit that given the opportunity.
We've seen what you consider attractive

Well she as a little chunky, but I came over, drank, and had sex with her twice and slept over. Then I got her into Breaking Bad in the morning. Fun, but not amazing for a first time. I don't think anyone's is.