What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?

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Broke up with a girl who gave me blow jobs and wanted to fuck me because of Halo 5.
yeah but we got an awesome thread out of it.
Yes, you did. Tonight I'm actually meeting a redhead, but I won't make a thread out of it.
Redhead you say

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There's one on my phone, she's hot. Not sure how I'd upload it here.


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Broke up with a girl who gave me blow jobs and wanted to fuck me because of Halo 5.
yeah but we got an awesome thread out of it.
Yes, you did. Tonight I'm actually meeting a redhead, but I won't make a thread out of it.
DONT DO IT ROMAN
DONT LET HER TAKE YOYR SOUL
\She can suck the soul out of my dick.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Broke up with a girl who gave me blow jobs and wanted to fuck me because of Halo 5.
yeah but we got an awesome thread out of it.
Yes, you did. Tonight I'm actually meeting a redhead, but I won't make a thread out of it.
Redhead you say

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There's one on my phone, she's hot. Not sure how I'd upload it here.
http://imgur.com
What kind of Internet-illiterate person are you


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Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.

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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.


MAN THE SHIPS

READY THE HARPOONS
She's hot...honestly doubt any straight male on here wouldn't hit that given the opportunity.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.


MAN THE SHIPS

READY THE HARPOONS
She's hot...honestly doubt any straight male on here wouldn't hit that given the opportunity.
>fat
>crazy eyes
>making a stupid face in the picture

These are not the qualities of a bad bitch
I think you guys are just jealous. I've pretty much been meeting a different woman every month, compare that to myself a few years ago. At least I have the confidence now. And there's a chance I might go over her place tonight, she said if things go well.


 
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Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.


MAN THE SHIPS

READY THE HARPOONS
She's hot...honestly doubt any straight male on here wouldn't hit that given the opportunity.
I wouldn't.


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Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.


MAN THE SHIPS

READY THE HARPOONS
She's hot...honestly doubt any straight male on here wouldn't hit that given the opportunity.
I wouldn't.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Made some comics that involved stick people mutilating each other (me and 2 friends would make these lol). I was stupid and was laughing while reading them in class one day. Only used 2 things: a pencil and a red crayon (its obvious what it was for >.>).

Let's just say, the councilor reading comics called "mass murder 5" or "saw 7" didn't make them think I was mentally sound.
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it was still hilarious though

Same here. Though, I was rather puzzled as to how I always got in trouble when all of my friends who were doing the exact same thing managed to slip the radar.


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I stuck my dick in crazy once. The sex is exactly as they say it is, but the crazy isnt worth it. 2nd dumbest thing I did was try to break up with her without full body armour.


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Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.


MAN THE SHIPS

READY THE HARPOONS
She's hot...honestly doubt any straight male on here wouldn't hit that given the opportunity.
We've seen what you consider attractive


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Ember used to be cool and funny

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Made some comics that involved stick people mutilating each other (me and 2 friends would make these lol). I was stupid and was laughing while reading them in class one day. Only used 2 things: a pencil and a red crayon (its obvious what it was for >.>).

Let's just say, the councilor reading comics called "mass murder 5" or "saw 7" didn't make them think I was mentally sound.
Spoiler
it was still hilarious though
dude didn't everyone go through a violent-stick-figure-drawings phase


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Made some comics that involved stick people mutilating each other (me and 2 friends would make these lol). I was stupid and was laughing while reading them in class one day. Only used 2 things: a pencil and a red crayon (its obvious what it was for >.>).

Let's just say, the councilor reading comics called "mass murder 5" or "saw 7" didn't make them think I was mentally sound.
Spoiler
it was still hilarious though
dude didn't everyone go through a violent-stick-figure-drawings phase
I sure hope so


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got pregnant


 
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I betrayed a friend.
Oh shit fam. What did you do?


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The year was 1996.

I was doing a fire eating show in Tunisia. Decided to use gunpowder this time around because the audience was spicy and I wanted to impress the comely girl sitting in the front row. Ate some bbq wings right before. That was the biggest mistake of my life. Not only did I run screaming out of the venue with my ass leaking streaks of earthy brown and crimson, but when I stumbled and crawled into the stall, the gunpowder kicked in and the toilet exploded.


 
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Oh shit fam. What did you do?

I was bullied into not seeing them again, and I didn't. Long time ago.


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Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.


MAN THE SHIPS

READY THE HARPOONS
She's hot...honestly doubt any straight male on here wouldn't hit that given the opportunity.
We've seen what you consider attractive
Well she as a little chunky, but I came over, drank, and had sex with her twice and slept over. Then I got her into Breaking Bad in the morning. Fun, but not amazing for a first time. I don't think anyone's is.