My cousin once shot an arrow straight up into the air and I didn't know it. I was walking forward and my other cousin called out to warn me. I stopped and then the arrow landed right in front of me. Like if he didn't stop me, it probably would have landed on my head.
the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
When I say giant, I mean like it could hold like 20 people on it
Quote from: Fruit on September 02, 2015, 01:26:23 AMWhen I say giant, I mean like it could hold like 20 people on itHow big was the pool?
I got half swept out to sea once, I was at the beach in a ring and I sort of dozed off whilst looking skywards...Next thing I know the battleship that was a long way off from the beach was quite a lot closer and the beach was quite far away <.<So I had to like, paddle back with my legs tucked up near the ring because I didn't want to get eaten by a shark/stung by a jellyfish/eaten by a shark. Oh and Sharks, did I mention that too? Ugh. I got back to the beach fine/eventually but god damn that's why I hate open water so much <.<
i almost died from an allergic reaction last month.ive been on the road a lot lately and ive been in almost 4 accidents. 3 18-wheelers drifting into my lane, 1 rubber necker.
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on September 01, 2015, 06:09:12 PMI got half swept out to sea once, I was at the beach in a ring and I sort of dozed off whilst looking skywards...Next thing I know the battleship that was a long way off from the beach was quite a lot closer and the beach was quite far away <.<So I had to like, paddle back with my legs tucked up near the ring because I didn't want to get eaten by a shark/stung by a jellyfish/eaten by a shark. Oh and Sharks, did I mention that too? Ugh. I got back to the beach fine/eventually but god damn that's why I hate open water so much <.<Damnit Psy you're not supposed to swim straight back if you get swept out to sea you're supposed to swim parallel to the shore.
Quote from: Septy on September 02, 2015, 06:48:01 AMQuote from: Mr Psychologist on September 01, 2015, 06:09:12 PMI got half swept out to sea once, I was at the beach in a ring and I sort of dozed off whilst looking skywards...Next thing I know the battleship that was a long way off from the beach was quite a lot closer and the beach was quite far away <.<So I had to like, paddle back with my legs tucked up near the ring because I didn't want to get eaten by a shark/stung by a jellyfish/eaten by a shark. Oh and Sharks, did I mention that too? Ugh. I got back to the beach fine/eventually but god damn that's why I hate open water so much <.<Damnit Psy you're not supposed to swim straight back if you get swept out to sea you're supposed to swim parallel to the shore.Well nobody deigned to inform five year old me of this <_<
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on September 02, 2015, 07:05:22 AMQuote from: Septy on September 02, 2015, 06:48:01 AMQuote from: Mr Psychologist on September 01, 2015, 06:09:12 PMI got half swept out to sea once, I was at the beach in a ring and I sort of dozed off whilst looking skywards...Next thing I know the battleship that was a long way off from the beach was quite a lot closer and the beach was quite far away <.<So I had to like, paddle back with my legs tucked up near the ring because I didn't want to get eaten by a shark/stung by a jellyfish/eaten by a shark. Oh and Sharks, did I mention that too? Ugh. I got back to the beach fine/eventually but god damn that's why I hate open water so much <.<Damnit Psy you're not supposed to swim straight back if you get swept out to sea you're supposed to swim parallel to the shore.Well nobody deigned to inform five year old me of this <_<That, is why you fail.
Quote from: Septy on September 02, 2015, 07:51:15 AMQuote from: Mr Psychologist on September 02, 2015, 07:05:22 AMQuote from: Septy on September 02, 2015, 06:48:01 AMQuote from: Mr Psychologist on September 01, 2015, 06:09:12 PMI got half swept out to sea once, I was at the beach in a ring and I sort of dozed off whilst looking skywards...Next thing I know the battleship that was a long way off from the beach was quite a lot closer and the beach was quite far away <.<So I had to like, paddle back with my legs tucked up near the ring because I didn't want to get eaten by a shark/stung by a jellyfish/eaten by a shark. Oh and Sharks, did I mention that too? Ugh. I got back to the beach fine/eventually but god damn that's why I hate open water so much <.<Damnit Psy you're not supposed to swim straight back if you get swept out to sea you're supposed to swim parallel to the shore.Well nobody deigned to inform five year old me of this <_<That, is why you fail.That is why I don't go near open water <_<
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on September 02, 2015, 07:52:33 AMQuote from: Septy on September 02, 2015, 07:51:15 AMQuote from: Mr Psychologist on September 02, 2015, 07:05:22 AMQuote from: Septy on September 02, 2015, 06:48:01 AMQuote from: Mr Psychologist on September 01, 2015, 06:09:12 PMI got half swept out to sea once, I was at the beach in a ring and I sort of dozed off whilst looking skywards...Next thing I know the battleship that was a long way off from the beach was quite a lot closer and the beach was quite far away <.<So I had to like, paddle back with my legs tucked up near the ring because I didn't want to get eaten by a shark/stung by a jellyfish/eaten by a shark. Oh and Sharks, did I mention that too? Ugh. I got back to the beach fine/eventually but god damn that's why I hate open water so much <.<Damnit Psy you're not supposed to swim straight back if you get swept out to sea you're supposed to swim parallel to the shore.Well nobody deigned to inform five year old me of this <_<That, is why you fail.That is why I don't go near open water <_<Me neither the ocean is scary. Beach bad.
I've been stabbed. Typical London, eh?
Quote from: Azure on September 02, 2015, 08:45:38 AMI've been stabbed. Typical London, eh?Where and how deep?
Quote from: Liquid Plotmaster on September 02, 2015, 10:23:40 AMQuote from: Azure on September 02, 2015, 08:45:38 AMI've been stabbed. Typical London, eh?Where and how deep?Buy me dinner first, gosh
Quote from: Azure on September 02, 2015, 10:26:55 AMQuote from: Liquid Plotmaster on September 02, 2015, 10:23:40 AMQuote from: Azure on September 02, 2015, 08:45:38 AMI've been stabbed. Typical London, eh?Where and how deep?Buy me dinner first, goshShould have seen that coming.Do you at least have a badass-looking scar?
What's the closest you've been to death?
