What's the closest you've been to death?

 
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Internal bleeding. The blood loss dropped my blood pressure which upset my somewhat wonky heart and put it into a failing state. Defibrillators were required to jumpstart it back on track again.


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Was in my house while it was getting robbed.


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i almost died from an allergic reaction last month.
ive been on the road a lot lately and ive been in almost 4 accidents. 3 18-wheelers drifting into my lane, 1 rubber necker.


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My cousin once shot an arrow straight up into the air and I didn't know it. I was walking forward and my other cousin called out to warn me. I stopped and then the arrow landed right in front of me. Like if he didn't stop me, it probably would have landed on my head.


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I suppose getting pneumonia and mono at the same time was the closest medical thing, since my fever reached 105 at one point and we didn't realize that until a day later. I was very weak.

Had some close calls outside of that while driving. That's about it, really.


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My cousin once shot an arrow straight up into the air and I didn't know it. I was walking forward and my other cousin called out to warn me. I stopped and then the arrow landed right in front of me. Like if he didn't stop me, it probably would have landed on my head.

You literally ruined a legendary bullz eye


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
I was almost hit by an arrow in junior high.


 
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hey
I fell into the middle of a giant donut floaty in a pool and couldn't get back above water

When I say giant, I mean like it could hold like 20 people on it


 
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When I say giant, I mean like it could hold like 20 people on it

How big was the pool?


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hey
When I say giant, I mean like it could hold like 20 people on it

How big was the pool?
It was a public swimming pool, so pretty big, normally it's split up into several lanes for people who also wanna do more serious swimming compared to just having fun, but when they brought it out it needed more space so they'd use most of the pool for it


 
 
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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
I got half swept out to sea once, I was at the beach in a ring and I sort of dozed off whilst looking skywards...

Next thing I know the battleship that was a long way off from the beach was quite a lot closer and the beach was quite far away <.<

So I had to like, paddle back with my legs tucked up near the ring because I didn't want to get eaten by a shark/stung by a jellyfish/eaten by a shark. Oh and Sharks, did I mention that too? Ugh. I got back to the beach fine/eventually but god damn that's why I hate open water so much <.<
Damnit Psy you're not supposed to swim straight back if you get swept out to sea you're supposed to swim parallel to the shore.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
i almost died from an allergic reaction last month.
ive been on the road a lot lately and ive been in almost 4 accidents. 3 18-wheelers drifting into my lane, 1 rubber necker.
I've been driving for only a month and have almost died like 5 times just getting to and from college.


 
 
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<.<
I got half swept out to sea once, I was at the beach in a ring and I sort of dozed off whilst looking skywards...

Next thing I know the battleship that was a long way off from the beach was quite a lot closer and the beach was quite far away <.<

So I had to like, paddle back with my legs tucked up near the ring because I didn't want to get eaten by a shark/stung by a jellyfish/eaten by a shark. Oh and Sharks, did I mention that too? Ugh. I got back to the beach fine/eventually but god damn that's why I hate open water so much <.<
Damnit Psy you're not supposed to swim straight back if you get swept out to sea you're supposed to swim parallel to the shore.
Well nobody deigned to inform five year old me of this <_<


 
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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
I got half swept out to sea once, I was at the beach in a ring and I sort of dozed off whilst looking skywards...

Next thing I know the battleship that was a long way off from the beach was quite a lot closer and the beach was quite far away <.<

So I had to like, paddle back with my legs tucked up near the ring because I didn't want to get eaten by a shark/stung by a jellyfish/eaten by a shark. Oh and Sharks, did I mention that too? Ugh. I got back to the beach fine/eventually but god damn that's why I hate open water so much <.<
Damnit Psy you're not supposed to swim straight back if you get swept out to sea you're supposed to swim parallel to the shore.
Well nobody deigned to inform five year old me of this <_<
That, is why you fail.


 
 
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<.<
I got half swept out to sea once, I was at the beach in a ring and I sort of dozed off whilst looking skywards...

Next thing I know the battleship that was a long way off from the beach was quite a lot closer and the beach was quite far away <.<

So I had to like, paddle back with my legs tucked up near the ring because I didn't want to get eaten by a shark/stung by a jellyfish/eaten by a shark. Oh and Sharks, did I mention that too? Ugh. I got back to the beach fine/eventually but god damn that's why I hate open water so much <.<
Damnit Psy you're not supposed to swim straight back if you get swept out to sea you're supposed to swim parallel to the shore.
Well nobody deigned to inform five year old me of this <_<
That, is why you fail.
That is why I don't go near open water <_<


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
I got half swept out to sea once, I was at the beach in a ring and I sort of dozed off whilst looking skywards...

Next thing I know the battleship that was a long way off from the beach was quite a lot closer and the beach was quite far away <.<

So I had to like, paddle back with my legs tucked up near the ring because I didn't want to get eaten by a shark/stung by a jellyfish/eaten by a shark. Oh and Sharks, did I mention that too? Ugh. I got back to the beach fine/eventually but god damn that's why I hate open water so much <.<
Damnit Psy you're not supposed to swim straight back if you get swept out to sea you're supposed to swim parallel to the shore.
Well nobody deigned to inform five year old me of this <_<
That, is why you fail.
That is why I don't go near open water <_<
Me neither the ocean is scary. Beach bad.


 
 
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<.<
I got half swept out to sea once, I was at the beach in a ring and I sort of dozed off whilst looking skywards...

Next thing I know the battleship that was a long way off from the beach was quite a lot closer and the beach was quite far away <.<

So I had to like, paddle back with my legs tucked up near the ring because I didn't want to get eaten by a shark/stung by a jellyfish/eaten by a shark. Oh and Sharks, did I mention that too? Ugh. I got back to the beach fine/eventually but god damn that's why I hate open water so much <.<
Damnit Psy you're not supposed to swim straight back if you get swept out to sea you're supposed to swim parallel to the shore.
Well nobody deigned to inform five year old me of this <_<
That, is why you fail.
That is why I don't go near open water <_<
Me neither the ocean is scary. Beach bad.
Yes

FUCK THE OCEAN


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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
I've been stabbed.

Typical London, eh?


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
I've been stabbed.

Typical London, eh?

Where and how deep?


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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
I've been stabbed.

Typical London, eh?

Where and how deep?
Buy me dinner first, gosh


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mhmmm 3 years old and chocking on a timbet (Tim Horton's thing) I did not make a sound my mom notice me turning purple and not breathing.

Almost got hit by a car at age 8


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
I've been stabbed.

Typical London, eh?

Where and how deep?
Buy me dinner first, gosh

Should have seen that coming.

Do you at least have a badass-looking scar?


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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
I've been stabbed.

Typical London, eh?

Where and how deep?
Buy me dinner first, gosh

Should have seen that coming.

Do you at least have a badass-looking scar?
Faded but yeah


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Almost drowned


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uhhh...

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There was this time when I was depressed...