I ate a cookie for breakfast and I feel really guilty and bad :(

Loaf · October 24, 2015, 07:03:12 AM

Please comfort me in my time of need.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · October 24, 2015, 07:09:24 AM

Your mom still loves you.

velox · October 24, 2015, 07:10:18 AM

I thought you didn't like girls.

Oh · October 24, 2015, 07:13:15 AM

maybe if you attempted any sort of exercise or fitness in your life you wouldn't be bothered about the odd cookie here and there.

Nexus · October 24, 2015, 07:15:40 AM

You have to kill yourself now. Make up for your crimes.

Dietrich Six · October 24, 2015, 11:33:03 AM

Let's you and me go for a run.

R o c k e t · October 24, 2015, 12:13:45 PM

at least you have your charac-.......yeah I've got nothing

aREALgod · October 24, 2015, 12:16:26 PM

There are no comforts for the weak.

Thun · October 24, 2015, 12:18:27 PM

slash your wrists

Pippen · October 24, 2015, 12:19:26 PM

Only a cookie?
BAHAHA

I once ate 2 donuts, a cinnamon roll AND a cookie for breakfast
I still have no regrets

Braixen · October 24, 2015, 12:58:51 PM

It's just one cookie. Are you anorexic or something?

Kiwicake · October 24, 2015, 01:54:48 PM

I can't believe you've done this