Went to my first bar tonight (pics) (storytime)

Jive Turkey · July 16, 2016, 05:47:58 AM

23 y/o friend had a bday party at this restaurant so me and my friend went. Lots of beer

Met his cousin some insanely rich dude with like 3 range rovers and a helicopter

Then we went to the bar. I didn't get in at first so I was waiting outside for like 20 min mad asf but then my friend came out with some 25 year olds ID, looked nothing like me but they didn't trip. Was really fun lots of dancing lots of hot girls but INSANELY overpriced drinks wtf

It closed and I Met this insanely hot petite sexy white girl, who had me carrier her to her car, her friends were friends with my friends. She straddled me like those baby carrierer things and then we started making out and touching each other all over etc. then she kept whispering in my ear how bad she wanted me to fuck her and we were gonna go to the car but her friend was hungry so her group and my group went to eat.

Pretty much in the end we didn't end up fucking each other cause IDK we ended up leaving she left and lived the opposite way and I didn't drive.

TBH I'm making this thread because I'm insanely sexually frustrated right now with some major blue balls and wish I got her number cause I'd drive there right fucking now boi

Mattie G Indahouse · July 16, 2016, 05:54:02 AM

Jive Turkey · July 16, 2016, 05:56:09 AM

nah I'm mad asf what the fuck

her pussy was tight and waxed as fuck with those tiny tanned Barbie legs and bubble butt

Mattie G Indahouse · July 16, 2016, 05:59:35 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on July 16, 2016, 05:56:09 AM

nah I'm mad asf what the fuck

her pussy was tight and waxed as fuck with those tiny tanned Barbie legs and bubble butt

Go put a wig on your friend and pretend he's her.

Jono · July 16, 2016, 06:57:02 AM

[RomanGladiator intensifies]

Tyger · July 16, 2016, 08:15:25 AM

Dietrich Six · July 16, 2016, 08:20:33 AM

You really don't work out do you?

challengerX · July 16, 2016, 10:13:47 AM

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Jive Turkey · July 16, 2016, 02:46:13 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on July 16, 2016, 08:20:33 AM

You really don't work out do you?

WHAT

Doctor Doom · July 16, 2016, 03:04:28 PM

That guy's even skinnier than me. I didn't think that was possible.

gats · July 16, 2016, 03:12:23 PM

DUde why would you consume all them empty calories? wtfff

Jive Turkey · July 16, 2016, 04:22:22 PM

Quote from: Caped Baldy on July 16, 2016, 03:04:28 PM

That guy's even skinnier than me. I didn't think that was possible.

WHAT

Jive Turkey · July 16, 2016, 04:23:03 PM

Quote from: gats on July 16, 2016, 03:12:23 PM

DUde why would you consume all them empty calories? wtfff

smh man I love getting drunk idk

Naru · July 16, 2016, 05:02:37 PM

was that the girl on your snapchat?

Jive Turkey · July 16, 2016, 10:18:38 PM

Quote from: Naru on July 16, 2016, 05:02:37 PM

was that the girl on your snapchat?

Nah man that was some other girl. My gay friend took my phone and filmed that lol, she's one of his friends

mojo · July 16, 2016, 10:38:34 PM

wizard