Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 01, 2016, 01:28:10 AM

Good luck with that. I'm just gonna sit here and masturbate to some hot sexy pics of naked women.

All the satisfaction without getting any STDs 

Hey if he has to gloat about trying to get laid again I'm going to keep on mentioning the wonderful world of masturbation, which thanks to your religion you can't partake in because your made up Santa Claus won't like it.

Fun fact, The chances of me getting prostate cancer are very slim thanks to regular masturbation in males. Tell that to your god.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 01, 2016, 01:44:37 AM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on April 01, 2016, 01:33:52 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 01, 2016, 01:28:10 AM

Good luck with that. I'm just gonna sit here and masturbate to some hot sexy pics of naked women.

All the satisfaction without getting any STDs 

Hey if he has to gloat about trying to get laid again I'm going to keep on mentioning the wonderful world of masturbation, which thanks to your religion you can't partake in because your made up Santa Claus won't like it.

Fun fact, The chances of me getting prostate cancer are very slim thanks to regular masturbation in males. Tell that to your god.

I post a grossed out face and you go off about religion.

ok

Gross?

Masturbation is the best thing in the world. Next to actual intercourse. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with masturbation. Nothing. If anyone tells you otherwise they are idiots and should be slapped. There is NO ill effect unless you do it like 40 times a day, then you may suffer some chafing and soreness, and a low sperm count. Otherwise whack away!

Side effects also include: Lots of fun.

Good luck with that. I'm just gonna sit here and masturbate to some hot sexy pics of naked women.

All the satisfaction without getting any STDs 

There's no satisfaction in jerking off.

It feels good, that's about it.