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Weirdest things you've used as a dildo

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I've used one of those toy light sabers, a sharpie (it's a permeant marker), I've made my own out of a wooden pole, if used a nose trimmer and a pepper shaker as a butt plug (it hurts pretty good. ;)

There flood! I have thrown away my dignity and self respect all for the sake of discussion. Fuck you all!
Last Edit: September 12, 2014, 03:31:42 PM by Kitsune

 
 
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screwdriver handle

uhh

hmmm

yeah that's about it

 
 
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Weird as in unusual to use as such or weird as in a plain weird object?

 
 
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           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
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that's gotta be the first time i've ever thought about someone using a youtube video as a dildo
Last Edit: September 12, 2014, 03:25:05 PM by Ryle

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Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 03:24:52 PM
that's gotta be the first time i've ever thought about someone using a youtube video as a dildo
YouTube

 
 
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Quote from: True Velox on September 12, 2014, 03:24:55 PM
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...the handle of a hairbrush.
Everyone's done that...

Well, everyone that's ever been a  teenager who's curious about anal play.

 
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Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 03:22:04 PM
screwdriver handle

uhh

hmmm

yeah that's about it
how was it?
I wouldn't do it because I couldn't look at anyone while the use it after it's been inside me. :/

 
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Quote from: Lady Noelle on September 12, 2014, 03:27:59 PM
Nothing, yet.
... You're not serious! D:

 
 
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Quote from: Kinder_ on September 12, 2014, 03:28:47 PM
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Quote from: Kinder_ on September 12, 2014, 03:30:43 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 12, 2014, 03:29:53 PM
Quote from: Kinder_ on September 12, 2014, 03:28:47 PM
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Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 03:22:04 PM
screwdriver handle

uhh

hmmm

yeah that's about it
how was it?
I wouldn't do it because I couldn't look at anyone while the use it after it's been inside me. :/
it was okay, honestly... sort of had these groves in it for better grip

i have like 20 screwdrivers (i like working on cars) so i just got rid of that one

mostly because it was a terrible screwdriver, but at least it was a decent dildo

 
 
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fuck you


Need. To. Get. Out. Of. Thread

 
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Quote from: True Velox on September 12, 2014, 03:34:06 PM
Edit: Damnit, wrong thread.
lol

are you getting pulled in by the faggotry, velox?

 
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Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 12, 2014, 03:32:22 PM
The fuck is this thread?
the most deliciously gay things ever ;)

 
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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 12, 2014, 03:32:58 PM
A to scale lifesize sculpture of a horse penis.
This is on my list... But not a sculpture. Just a dildo. Preferably one that squirts

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 12, 2014, 03:31:29 PM
Quote from: Kinder_ on September 12, 2014, 03:30:43 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 12, 2014, 03:29:53 PM
Quote from: Kinder_ on September 12, 2014, 03:28:47 PM
Heh.....

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Quote from: True Turquoise on September 12, 2014, 03:32:51 PM


Need. To. Get. Out. Of. Thread
I bet you e at least fingered yourself. Lol srsly though tell us.

 
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Quote from: Kinder_ on September 12, 2014, 03:38:30 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 12, 2014, 03:31:29 PM
Quote from: Kinder_ on September 12, 2014, 03:30:43 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 12, 2014, 03:29:53 PM
Quote from: Kinder_ on September 12, 2014, 03:28:47 PM
Heh.....

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Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
I'll only give up two

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Reverse end of this long plastic scrubber thing, it's about an inch thick and a foot long; get about 6.5 inches of it inside me
you like making yourself bleed don't you. -_-

 
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