Weirdest thing(s) about your family?

 
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The only real thing I can say is my mother looks really young for her age. And father is just your average early 40's.

Their views on a lot of things clash. But they've never had a fight over things. I dunno


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My mother doesn't believe in most mental disorders, and simply calls them "different states of mind" that people either refuse to overcome (like anxiety) or use as a crutch (autism).

My father, while indifferent towards religion, believes there's an afterlife, simply because energy cannot be destroyed, "so it must end up somewhere".

I'm crying right now. Your father didn't listen much in science lessons, I take it?


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My father often talks about various ethnicities and how they should be gassed. And I genuinely can't tell if he's just exaggerating his dislike or he's being serious. Kind of scares me.

My mother... eh. I like my mother, but she's boring. Nothing really notable about her.


 
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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
My family is just huge.

and that sister we dont know about
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Do any of you guys have family members the rest of the family doesn't talk to?

Because that's my family. My grandmother's basically insane (muh religion), my mother and aunts all popped out kids with no dads (my cousins and I are all bastards), and my grandfather ditched us for a gold digger and treats her family like his real family.

We're all one big mad house.


 
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Mother's become some kind of organic/homeopathic supplement weirdo. She puts bee pollen in her hemp protein smoothies to help relieve allergy symptoms. Oh, and she believes in astrology.

My dad seems fairly normal for these parts... He drinks Coors light and hates Obama.

Now my brother is a disgusting brony, weaboo, cav faggot with an unhealthy obsession with nutella and expensive teas.


 
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Do any of you guys have family members the rest of the family doesn't talk to?

Because that's my family. My grandmother's basically insane (muh religion), my mother and aunts all popped out kids with no dads (my cousins and I are all bastards), and my grandfather ditched us for a gold digger and treats her family like his real family.

We're all one big mad house.
I've got an aunt that I constantly forget exists because we never see or talk to her. She married a Jehovah's Witness and signed away her parental rights to her two kids prior because he wouldn't accept her with them.


 
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Well, I have a brother who has  a personality disorder or something, I can't remember what it's called I think it starts with a B but I can't recall (its not bipolar)  and he has another problem and I can't recall the name of it but its basically just constant depression. My mom is a Christian, and one of the Christians That thinks gay people are wrong and abortion is bad. Did I mention my brother Is  gay?


 
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Well, I have a brother who has  a personality disorder or something, I can't remember what it's called I think it starts with a B but I can't recall (its not bipolar)  and he has another problem and I can't recall the name of it but its basically just constant depression. My mom is a Christian, and one of the Christians That thinks gay people are wrong and abortion is bad. Did I mention my brother Is  gay?
Oh boy, that kind of environment is always good...
Borderline personality disorder?


 
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Do any of you guys have family members the rest of the family doesn't talk to?

I have an uncle I only found out about three years ago.
He's on my dad's side, but they made up since then it seems.


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uhh, both my mom and stepdad had very abusive childhoods. Mom also has a punk background.

Im not really familiar with my familys history.


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Oh yeah. Funny thing.

My mother asked me yesterday if I knew what she and my father do for jobs.

Turns out I was completely wrong. shows how much I know, lol.


 
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Well, I have a brother who has  a personality disorder or something, I can't remember what it's called I think it starts with a B but I can't recall (its not bipolar)  and he has another problem and I can't recall the name of it but its basically just constant depression. My mom is a Christian, and one of the Christians That thinks gay people are wrong and abortion is bad. Did I mention my brother Is  gay?
Oh boy, that kind of environment is always good...
Borderline personality disorder?
Yeah that's it, he also told me he has the impulsive version of it.

Its not that bad, my mom and my brother don't talk about it.

My brother isn't a bad guy, he's pretty cool, and my mom is nice.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Well, I have a brother who has  a personality disorder or something, I can't remember what it's called I think it starts with a B but I can't recall (its not bipolar)  and he has another problem and I can't recall the name of it but its basically just constant depression. My mom is a Christian, and one of the Christians That thinks gay people are wrong and abortion is bad. Did I mention my brother Is  gay?
Oh boy, that kind of environment is always good...
Borderline personality disorder?
Yeah that's it, he also told me he has the impulsive version of it.

Its not that bad, my mom and my brother don't talk about it.

My brother isn't a bad guy, he's pretty cool, and my mom is nice.
she knows he's gay?


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My mom and brother support trump


 
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Well, I have a brother who has  a personality disorder or something, I can't remember what it's called I think it starts with a B but I can't recall (its not bipolar)  and he has another problem and I can't recall the name of it but its basically just constant depression. My mom is a Christian, and one of the Christians That thinks gay people are wrong and abortion is bad. Did I mention my brother Is  gay?
Oh boy, that kind of environment is always good...
Borderline personality disorder?
Yeah that's it, he also told me he has the impulsive version of it.

Its not that bad, my mom and my brother don't talk about it.

My brother isn't a bad guy, he's pretty cool, and my mom is nice.
she knows he's gay?
Yeah

Spoiler
when she found out she punched a wall, this was a few years ago though.


 
 
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Probably the weirdest thing is how nobody has been sectioned yet, particularly my mother.
Or me, but that's why you don't tell the shrinks everything e.e



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Probably the weirdest thing is how nobody has been sectioned yet, particularly my mother.
Or me, but that's why you don't tell the shrinks everything e.e
are you going to section yourself when you become a shrink?


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
but that's why you don't tell the shrinks everything e.e
Advice for the ages.

OT: I guess all of my family are a little 'weird'. My uncle is 40-odd, bipolar and still lives with my grandparents. My grandma is xenophobic, doesn't believe in climate change, thinks being gay is a choice. . . Y'know, typical Middle English Silent Generation stuff. Although, oddly enough for somebody her age, she's an atheist. My aunt is super-Christian though.

My (step-)dad is pretty xenophobic/racist. He's your typical British bulldog working class bloke, really. Likes to drink a fair bit, and thinks aliens built the pyramids. My mother probably has stress/anger issues, and generally can't accept when she's wrong. My parents are pretty fucking dysfunctional; they argue a lot.

And then of course there's me. I don't really feel like I 'fit in' with my family; I don't feel any affection towards any of them, except my grandma. And there's the whole thing with seeing a couple of psychs for antisocial tendencies, but that's probably genetic from my biological father's side.


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Do any of you guys have family members the rest of the family doesn't talk to?
My grandpa was one of 15 siblings, so we have a huge family. There are a lot of sects that are pretty much scorned...we have "cliques" within the family, if that makes any sense.


 
 
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Probably the weirdest thing is how nobody has been sectioned yet, particularly my mother.
Or me, but that's why you don't tell the shrinks everything e.e
are you going to section yourself when you become a shrink?
That might be a good idea.

I have a few people that'd need locking up first though, when they are all in asylums I'll check myself into one.

e.e


 
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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
Few people in my family need to be locked up.


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The thread is "weirdest things about your family" and 90% of you brought up how your parents are republicans and religious and acted like that's weird.

It's cause they have real life experience. Once most people get that, they turn out to be religious and conservative. You all will too.