weird girl story

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I neither fear, nor despise.
Girl I used to hang out with me hits me up about 2 months ago, says she's moving to FSU soon.
"We should hang out". Nothing happens.

Fast forward to yesterday. She randomly matches with me on tinder. Messages me saying she's drunk, and calls me cute. Compliments my appearance and talks about how "I'm really fucking cute" for a few messages. She messages me again tonight just random conversation, so I ask her what the fuck last night was about. Gives me this wall of text about how she likes me but doesn't want to date right now, she's learning to live on her own and be an adult during college. I then decide to be a cheeky bastard and ask her if she's drunk. She then says she doesn't drink and never has. I make her mad, then she says every time we ever hung out, she was wasted.

Are women just oblivious due to emotions? Like holy shit, at least keep your story straight damn.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
she wants the succ

wouldn't surprise me at this point


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Toast/Envelope followed by surprise buttsecks


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I neither fear, nor despise.


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How big is her dick?


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Woah... dude... that is so weird, man, like... wow.


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Just message me.
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Let her penetrate you.


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Punch her in the balls.


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Omg if I lived next to fsu I'd break the 1000s easily


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Wat r u, casul?
Just give her the D already.


 
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The Rage....
Kill her


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Rocketman serious question: are you are a virgin? I don't mean this in a condescending way at all