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Also feel free to leave any health related questions.

Do you get ass cancer if you take too much dick up your ass

Do you get ass cancer if you take too much dick up your ass

Yes and no. You cant get ass cancer from fag sex itself, but an anal miscarriage can lead to complications such as cancer, spontaneous combustion and suicide.
Using non-sandpater Condoms and lubricants increase your risk for such complications

Why don't my legs work?

I get a raging boner when I'm around little girls.

Is there an ointment or salve you can recommend for this ailment?

Perhaps a lotion?

Why don't my legs work?

Git Gud

I get a raging boner when I'm around little girls.

Is there an ointment or salve you can recommend for this ailment?

Perhaps a lotion?

That's definitely lupus, easily cured by blunt force trauma. Recommend jumping in front of a freight train and maximum velocity for the proper dosage.

Opinion on Indian Pakistani relations over the last 40 years

I have cancer, don't I. I breath, I eat, crap, piss, have sex and I have been known to sleep.

Zonda says I'm a furry. So how do I cure my furriness?

My sinuses are clogged 90% of the time and it's very hard to breathe out of my nose.

I broke my collarbone, will I die since mine is smaller than the average man?

Lets see. .

Chronic inflammation.
Chronic exhaustion.
Frequent headaches.
Severe indigestion.
Intolerance to almost all carbs, sugar, and starch.
Sore weak muscles.
Night sweats.
Insomnia.
Anxiety.
Brain fog/clouded thoughts.
On/off pain in the kidneys.

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Opinion on Indian Pakistani relations over the last 40 years

Due to a high increase in dextro DNA related illnesses all intersperses relationships have been banned by the citadel council.

I have cancer, don't I. I breath, I eat, crap, piss, have sex and I have been known to sleep.

 Recommend a 9mm or higher caliber bullet through the brain to disable all bodily functions. Doing this starves the cancer of nutrition and energy, and you will be cured in no time.

Zonda says I'm a furry. So how do I cure my furriness?

please insert your address for a list of nearby Laser Hair Removal clinics.

My sinuses are clogged 90% of the time and it's very hard to breathe out of my nose.

That is just the radiation poisoning, My clinic specializes in radiation therapy. For admittance please send us your life insurrance information and fill out your will  to include WebMD .

I broke my collarbone, will I die since mine is smaller than the average man?

Sucks to suck

Lets see. .

Chronic inflammation.
Chronic exhaustion.
Frequent headaches.
Severe indigestion.
Intolerance to almost all carbs, sugar, and starch.
Sore weak muscles.
Night sweats.
Insomnia.
Anxiety.
Brain fog/clouded thoughts.
On/off pain in the kidneys.

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Do you work or live in or near a Nuclear power plant or other radioactive isotopes?

on all levels but physical, i am awoo

Runny nose.

on all levels but physical, i am awoo

Faggotry is contagious. Do not move form your current location, an emergency decon unit will be there shortly to quarantine and sterilize the area.

Runny nose.

That is serious indeed. I'm afraid this will require a full body blood vessel transplant.

Symptoms: Not drinking enough beer

What's the prognosis, Mr diagnosis?

Runny nose.

That is serious indeed. I'm afraid this will require a full body blood vessel transplant.

Not to worry, I've already got a jar of leeches with me.

I have a headache.