bb gun vs cats?

alright, so this is the third fucking time this month my cat has come home with an open wound. it's nothing he needs to see a vet for, just a cut on his head, but it's pissing me off.

the fucking feral cats in my neighborhood are a menace and need to go.

I don't have like a bow or a gun, but I do have an old Red Ryder bb gun in my closet, and I'm sure I have the bbs somewhere, or I can buy them for cheap.

could I use this to remove cat?

Dogs > All Guns and Cats

Incredibly inhumane and non-lethal.

You could probably use a sling shot if you have one. 

Incredibly inhumane and non-lethal.

anything I can get on the cheap that is lethal and/or humane?

I have two cats so poison is a no-go.

Incredibly inhumane and non-lethal.

anything I can get on the cheap that is lethal and/or humane?

I have two cats so poison is a no-go.

Do you have any sharp housekeeping/landscaping instruments?

Go to the local pound and see if they'll lend you some traps.

Growing up we had wild cats living under our shed.
Then we bought a Great Dane and they disappeared...

You should buy a Great Dane.

Incredibly inhumane and non-lethal.

anything I can get on the cheap that is lethal and/or humane?

I have two cats so poison is a no-go.

Do you have any sharp housekeeping/landscaping instruments?

I am not going to chase these fuckers through the woods

here is your weapon

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if you really want to see results just use harmless sedative feeders, click on the pic for a detailed analysis of how to deal with the vermin

le babby's first genocide i see

just tell them you have some quality, imported catnip in your shed

when they're all in, lock the door and start pumping it with a lethal gas of your choice, although carbon monoxide or dimethylphosphoramidocyanidate are recommended

the usage of a low pressure pump (~45-90 psi), though optional, is also recommended, as it allows for a slower death as gas enters the room at a slower rate

Dogs > All Guns and Cats

Master Chief more like MIA

>Dogs can chase cats

>Master Chief is a dog

>The Covenant are cats

Master Dog > Cats

Growing up we had wild cats living under our shed.
Then we bought a Great Dane and they disappeared...

You should buy a Great Dane.

Buy a Great Dane lol

>Lay out food
>Wait for feral cat
>Make it trust you
>Kick it hard

Or catch it and find a way to deposit somewhere far far away.

alright, so this is the third fucking time this month my cat has come home with an open wound. it's nothing he needs to see a vet for, just a cut on his head, but it's pissing me off.

the fucking feral cats in my neighborhood are a menace and need to go.

I don't have like a bow or a gun, but I do have an old Red Ryder bb gun in my closet, and I'm sure I have the bbs somewhere, or I can buy them for cheap.

could I use this to remove cat?

If that works, make sure to tell me. I got a few cats I need to take care of.

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