Victory is mine.

 
 
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Last night when I was in the loo, I got interrupted/rushed by Shelob the fucking spider. It came under the door and charged me because hey, why the fuck not.

So I managed to do some matrix style acrobatics to leap into the bath .-.
(I hadn't actually... 'gone' if you catch the meaning.)

So that little bastard left me bursting for the loo all night after I failed to kill it and it ran under the toilet.

BUT TONIGHT, VICTORY IS MINE.

I caught the little shit while it was on the radiator with a flyswatter, splattered the fucker and finished the job when it was on the ground. I don't normally kill spiders with glee and I usually take them outside but this was personal. And it was one of those god damn quick house spiders.

So yeah, I splattered that bastard and flushed his remains away.

Victory is mine and I can now visit the loo in peace ._.

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Sorry for the shitpost/blog/tldr/waaaah but victory tastes sweet


 
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Reminds of the spider on my wall which I shot >.>

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Reminds of the spider on my wall which I shot >.>

We should drink fermented apples from a ram's skull together, like true warriors of the Einherjar!

The trouble is... I wouldn't drink cider since it's alcoholic and I certainly wouldn't drink it from a sheep's skull >.>

What about apple juice from a human skull? (You can put vodka in yours)


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Did he go down with the same flush as your doo doo?

Nope <.<
Only went for a #1 >.>


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I wish I was that brave...

It takes years of dedicated practice to be brave enough to take out a spider while it's not looking <.<


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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
The trouble is... I wouldn't drink cider since it's alcoholic and I certainly wouldn't drink it from a sheep's skull >.>

What about apple juice from a human skull? (You can put vodka in yours)
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>Mfw i don't call it the john



What do you call it then?


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
What do you call it then?
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It takes years of dedicated practice to be brave enough to take out a spider while it's not looking <.<
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Congratulations, you've killed something you're 1000x the size of and could easily crush with your smallest digit.
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Congratulations, you've killed something you're 1000x the size of and could easily crush with your smallest didget.
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I found a spider at work and a co-worker did this to the little fucker

Too pussy to 1v1 it?


 
 
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Too pussy to 1v1 it?

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