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DAS B00T x2 | Cultural Appropriator
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I could see my dad and PSU hanging at a bar all night if the later wasn't a Devils fan. The only thing my dad hates more than paying taxes is the New Jersey Devils.

My mom would take Tru shopping for girl clothes.

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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
ITT: Everyone's parents want to hang out with Verb

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The goody two shoes

 
 
True Turquoise | MILF Hunter
 
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Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 05, 2015, 08:04:26 AM
My mom would take Tru shopping for girl clothes.
Um, Boy clothes thanks

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Asura on October 05, 2015, 08:48:13 AM
Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 05, 2015, 08:04:26 AM
My mom would take Tru shopping for girl clothes.
Um, Boy clothes thanks
Feminine boy clothes.

And eyeliner.

 
 
True Turquoise | MILF Hunter
 
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Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 05, 2015, 08:51:58 AM
Quote from: Asura on October 05, 2015, 08:48:13 AM
Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 05, 2015, 08:04:26 AM
My mom would take Tru shopping for girl clothes.
Um, Boy clothes thanks
Feminine boy clothes.

And eyeliner.
why eyeliner?

 
 
DAS B00T x2 | Cultural Appropriator
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Asura on October 05, 2015, 08:55:57 AM
Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 05, 2015, 08:51:58 AM
Quote from: Asura on October 05, 2015, 08:48:13 AM
Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 05, 2015, 08:04:26 AM
My mom would take Tru shopping for girl clothes.
Um, Boy clothes thanks
Feminine boy clothes.

And eyeliner.
why eyeliner?
because you'd be able to pull it off.

 
 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
My dad could have a coca cola with a lot of you guys

My mom would hate you all

 
Jim | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Last Edit: October 05, 2015, 09:19:40 AM by Freddie Puss

 
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my parents already know tsir to some degree

 
 
True Turquoise | MILF Hunter
 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Quote from: Freddie Puss on October 05, 2015, 09:13:08 AM
My mom would love Gojira
does she a fetish for young brown kids?

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

 
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Mucca

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GG guys, My parents actually love me.

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but your parents dont love you.

 
 
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Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 05, 2015, 08:04:26 AM
I could see my dad and PSU hanging at a bar all night if the later wasn't a Devils fan. The only thing my dad hates more than paying taxes is the New Jersey Devils.

My mom would take Tru shopping for girl clothes.
Fuck the Devils.
Go Leafs Go.

 
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I would be terrified to introduce any one of you to my parents.

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My parents wouldn't like anyone here tbh

Well, not that they wouldn't /like/ per se, but I don't see any qualities in anyone here that my parents would deem likable.

 
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Get of my lawn
If any of you live in SoCal, odds are ok that I probably have had a beer with one of them.

 
FatherlyNick - fuck putin | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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If you know, you know.
None of you are Russian enough to be accepted/tolerated by my clan.

 
Dopameme | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Your love gets me so high
i've never met parents that don't love me, so....

 
 
Sandtrap | Mythic Sage
 
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Rockets on my X
Quote from: Winy on October 05, 2015, 02:10:46 PM
I would be terrified to introduce any one of you to my parents.

I don't bite. I also don't tend to talk much beyond what I gauge people of being able to handle in conversation. Plus, I, get by on good manners and usually asking if somebody needs a hand.

There. Now you can say there's one person on the forum not to be terrified of.

 
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Honestly, I couldn't say.

 
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Kitsune 狐 | Mythic Invincible!
 
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My mom would love all of the weebs, trans, and half of the shitposters,
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My dad would love all of the programmers, those who don't believe in god, and appreciate science.

 
Winy | Legendary Invincible!
 
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Quote from: Deadtrap on October 05, 2015, 03:20:54 PM
Quote from: Winy on October 05, 2015, 02:10:46 PM
I would be terrified to introduce any one of you to my parents.

I don't bite. I also don't tend to talk much beyond what I gauge people of being able to handle in conversation. Plus, I, get by on good manners and usually asking if somebody needs a hand.

There. Now you can say there's one person on the forum not to be terrified of.
That's exactly what a rapist would say if they wanted to pillage my ass.

 
 
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Rockets on my X
Quote from: Winy on October 05, 2015, 04:21:16 PM
Quote from: Deadtrap on October 05, 2015, 03:20:54 PM
Quote from: Winy on October 05, 2015, 02:10:46 PM
I would be terrified to introduce any one of you to my parents.

I don't bite. I also don't tend to talk much beyond what I gauge people of being able to handle in conversation. Plus, I, get by on good manners and usually asking if somebody needs a hand.

There. Now you can say there's one person on the forum not to be terrified of.
That's exactly what a rapist would say if they wanted to pillage my ass.

Please. I've got the sex drive of god.

Non existent.

 
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