Users most likely to be the killer in slasher flicks

MyNameIsCharlie · October 28, 2015, 10:49:07 PM

The first thing they obviously hate is seeing others have sex. Have sex in a slasher flick and you're guaranteed to die.

Next is they're loners. They always work alone.

Now, they also have a vicious streak. This is shown by how they kill their victims. It's always cutting, stabbing or blunt force trauma.

Now, obviously they have masculinity issues. They always attack the women and weak males first, and then the most vicious attacks go to the jocks. Furthermore the costumes are designed to scare and project fear in others. Another sign of a weak self image.

So, who fits this profile on this forum?

Korra · October 28, 2015, 10:49:40 PM

Charlie and PSU

"Can't slash your own wife."

October 28, 2015, 10:49:59 PM · October 28, 2015, 10:49:59 PM

Jester or me

Septy · October 28, 2015, 10:50:24 PM

Everyone

Batch · October 28, 2015, 10:50:43 PM

Uhhhhhh

Verbatim · October 28, 2015, 10:51:19 PM

Slash.

duh

Ingy · October 28, 2015, 10:51:21 PM

Literally Verbatim

Jono · October 28, 2015, 10:51:35 PM

Me massacring all the weebs and doing God's work

maverick · October 28, 2015, 10:51:46 PM

Slash as the hash slinging slasher

Batch · October 28, 2015, 10:52:16 PM

Well definitely not Jive Turkey xD

Im not gunna name names, that wouldnt be nice.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 28, 2015, 10:54:25 PM

Quote from: Korra on October 28, 2015, 10:49:40 PM

Charlie and PSU

"Can't slash your own wife."

Naw, that's the chick getting what she deserves movie on LMN

October 29, 2015, 02:55:09 AM · October 29, 2015, 02:55:09 AM

Verbatim would cut everyone with his edge.

Dietrich Six · October 29, 2015, 04:30:06 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 28, 2015, 10:51:21 PM

Literally Verbatim

BaconShelf · October 29, 2015, 06:04:43 PM

Word Wizard · October 29, 2015, 06:20:14 PM

I adopt animals to dismember them for when I get lonely in the bath. I'm using a parrot as a lufa right now.