I guess you're just working for our country "under god" simply because of your inability to pay for college. You know what I am? I'm a professional soldier. I'm a PMC.

Just returned from a debriefing from an earlier op, and just got 20,000 USD inserted to my account. Just a simple security detail, what a breeze. Made over 500,000 this week for running recon for a local warlord. I make more in a week then the ol' US of A can pay you in a year for getting blown up in cramped HMMVs and hauling ass 30 miles through the mountains of Afganistan. While you're in a clobbled Hummer, I'm in a fucking shiny black SUV with a incendiary gattling gun on the top and an arsenal of silenced weapons in the truck.

I'm sitting in a break room, watching Game of Thrones with a cold beer st my side, while you're probably wading through a damn swamp, peering through those "special forces" NVGs with little to no peripheral vision, shivering in the cold as your heart pounds in anticipation. Crack. Is that gunfire?

You are no professional. You are nothing to me. I've spent over 25 years as a MARSOC operator, and now I get to wear expensive kakis and matte black polos, equipped with the most state of the art plate carriers and gear. I run an AR-15 with over 25 different modifications, ranging from companies such as Olympic Arms and Magpul. My rifle operates better and more efficient then the piece of shit stock M4 with the "Jesus scopes" the government puts in your hands. Last time I weighed my weapon, it was over 25 pounds from attachments alone.

We never confirmed our kills, making us more feared by the locals. We show every possible inch of professionalism to our clients, and our training is unmatched.

What else can I say? I've got a hot wife at home, a sweet car, tons of money, and best of all, I do the job to make my living that you are forced to do for free. Blowing off towelheads and getting money.

I could sit on the internet all day, but I just received a new contract that I've gotta run for. This ones going on $50,000, and it's basic recon for a radio company. I think I'm gonna wear my tan plate carrier this time, just because I actually have a choice.

Goodbye, you fucking poor lowlifes

fucking lol

Too dumb to come up with an original avatar huh?

You going to cry?

OP.

Ego masturbation. Because, deep down, kinder feels inadequate and needs to tell us how awesome he is.

Do you understand what copypastas are?

You going to cry?

Why should I? It just seems a little weird that you start using Gir avatar not long after I start using one.

Shitposting, should of saw this one coming

Do you understand what copypastas are?

What was the point if you didn't carry it through?
Someone actually believed you and you immediately tell them it was a joke.

What even is this?