The great burger preference war

If you could choose your favorite type of burger to be implemented as the ONLY option forever, which means no other burger could be made professionally by anyone, which would it be?

Mine: 1/2 pound patty, 2 slices of American cheese, 4 slices of bacon, covered in bbq sauce on a pretzel roll bun.

assburger

a burger with a meat.

1/3rd meat (medium rare), white cheddar, 1 tomato, 1 leaf of romaine lettuce, extra mustard, ketchup, extra pickles, sesame seed bun.

People take their food way too seriously.

I usually just get a burger with lettuce and onion, no cheese.