UN Game VI

September 24, 2014, 07:26:08 AM

Going back to the basics. Everyone starts out as a small nation, just learning the basics of iron weaponry. There's no set year, and unlike the last "primitive" UN game, no restrictions are placed on how fast you can advance, so long as you advance in a logical and realistic way. Time progresses at a speed of a year per 25 posts.

I call China, but the rest of the countries are up for grabs. You can choose your government type, economy, religion, etc. We'll start when we have an adequate amount of players. If you want to be a GM, just let me know!

Country List:
SecondClass — China
Korra — USA
Vien — Switzerland
IcyWind — Australia
DAS B00T — Germany
kush mcgush — Madagascar
Septy — New Zealand
Mr. Psychologist — United Kingdom
TBlocks — Canada
Neo — Japan

GM List:
SecondClass
IcyWind
TBlocks

Korra · September 24, 2014, 08:04:05 AM

Imma be the United States of America.

Yu · September 24, 2014, 08:07:16 AM

Russia bitches.

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September 24, 2014, 08:30:00 AM

Switzerland

Kinder Graham · September 24, 2014, 08:37:52 AM

If we're starting back in the Iron Age then China isn't what it is, neither Russia and especially the U.S

This shit really rustles my jim jams as a history and geography type of person

September 24, 2014, 08:39:52 AM

Quote from: Kinder_ on September 24, 2014, 08:37:52 AM

If we're starting back in the Iron Age then China isn't what it is, neither Russia and especially the U.S

This shit really rustles my jim jams as a history and geography type of person

Like I said, this doesn't take place in any particular historical year or setting. It's just an alternate reality where all the countries are whole, but the population and technological level resembles the iron age.

September 24, 2014, 08:42:20 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:04:05 AM

Imma be the United States of America.

Sounds good, but just mainland US. You can annex Alaska and Hawaii in-game, though.

Korra · September 24, 2014, 08:43:19 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:42:20 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:04:05 AM
Imma be the United States of America.
Sounds good, but just mainland US. You can annex Alaska and Hawaii in-game, though.

Okay, so we all start with spears and bow and arrows?

September 24, 2014, 08:48:05 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:43:19 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:42:20 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:04:05 AM
Imma be the United States of America.
Sounds good, but just mainland US. You can annex Alaska and Hawaii in-game, though.
Okay, so we all start with spears and bow and arrows?

Yep, exactly!

Korra · September 24, 2014, 08:50:16 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:48:05 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:43:19 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:42:20 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:04:05 AM
Imma be the United States of America.
Sounds good, but just mainland US. You can annex Alaska and Hawaii in-game, though.
Okay, so we all start with spears and bow and arrows?
Yep, exactly!

Imma liberate the shit out of all of you.

Yu · September 24, 2014, 08:51:03 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:50:16 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:48:05 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:43:19 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:42:20 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:04:05 AM
Imma be the United States of America.
Sounds good, but just mainland US. You can annex Alaska and Hawaii in-game, though.
Okay, so we all start with spears and bow and arrows?
Yep, exactly!
Imma liberate the shit out of all of you.

We don't need your dirty freedom, we have Putin.

Korra · September 24, 2014, 08:56:10 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on September 24, 2014, 08:51:03 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:50:16 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:48:05 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:43:19 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:42:20 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:04:05 AM
Imma be the United States of America.
Sounds good, but just mainland US. You can annex Alaska and Hawaii in-game, though.
Okay, so we all start with spears and bow and arrows?
Yep, exactly!
Imma liberate the shit out of all of you.
We don't need your dirty freedom, we have Putin.

Hahaha! You require speared freedom!

Yu · September 24, 2014, 08:59:54 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:56:10 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on September 24, 2014, 08:51:03 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:50:16 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:48:05 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:43:19 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:42:20 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:04:05 AM
Imma be the United States of America.
Sounds good, but just mainland US. You can annex Alaska and Hawaii in-game, though.
Okay, so we all start with spears and bow and arrows?
Yep, exactly!
Imma liberate the shit out of all of you.
We don't need your dirty freedom, we have Putin.
Hahaha! You require speared freedom!

Silly Americans.

Spoiler

We'll nuke your shit, I don't mind starting WW3.

Korra · September 24, 2014, 09:01:25 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on September 24, 2014, 08:59:54 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:56:10 AM
Quote from: Yutaka on September 24, 2014, 08:51:03 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:50:16 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:48:05 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:43:19 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:42:20 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:04:05 AM
Imma be the United States of America.
Sounds good, but just mainland US. You can annex Alaska and Hawaii in-game, though.
Okay, so we all start with spears and bow and arrows?
Yep, exactly!
Imma liberate the shit out of all of you.
We don't need your dirty freedom, we have Putin.
Hahaha! You require speared freedom!
Silly Americans.
Spoiler
We'll nuke your shit, I don't mind starting WW3.

>Iron age
>Nukes

lolno

Yu · September 24, 2014, 09:05:04 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 09:01:25 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on September 24, 2014, 08:59:54 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:56:10 AM
Quote from: Yutaka on September 24, 2014, 08:51:03 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:50:16 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:48:05 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:43:19 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:42:20 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:04:05 AM
Imma be the United States of America.
Sounds good, but just mainland US. You can annex Alaska and Hawaii in-game, though.
Okay, so we all start with spears and bow and arrows?
Yep, exactly!
Imma liberate the shit out of all of you.
We don't need your dirty freedom, we have Putin.
Hahaha! You require speared freedom!
Silly Americans.
Spoiler
We'll nuke your shit, I don't mind starting WW3.
>Iron age
>Nukes

lolno

>implying you'll get to me when all you have is spears and bows
Kek

Spoiler

I'll work my way up to it.

Korra · September 24, 2014, 09:05:50 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on September 24, 2014, 09:05:04 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 09:01:25 AM
Quote from: Yutaka on September 24, 2014, 08:59:54 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:56:10 AM
Quote from: Yutaka on September 24, 2014, 08:51:03 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:50:16 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:48:05 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:43:19 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:42:20 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:04:05 AM
Imma be the United States of America.
Sounds good, but just mainland US. You can annex Alaska and Hawaii in-game, though.
Okay, so we all start with spears and bow and arrows?
Yep, exactly!
Imma liberate the shit out of all of you.
We don't need your dirty freedom, we have Putin.
Hahaha! You require speared freedom!
Silly Americans.
Spoiler
We'll nuke your shit, I don't mind starting WW3.
>Iron age
>Nukes

lolno
>implying you'll get to me when all you have is spears and bows
Kek
Spoiler
I'll work my up to it.

I'll make one big and colossal spear and throw it at you m8

Yu · September 24, 2014, 09:07:50 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 09:05:50 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on September 24, 2014, 09:05:04 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 09:01:25 AM
Quote from: Yutaka on September 24, 2014, 08:59:54 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:56:10 AM
Quote from: Yutaka on September 24, 2014, 08:51:03 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:50:16 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:48:05 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:43:19 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 08:42:20 AM
Quote from: Korra on September 24, 2014, 08:04:05 AM
Imma be the United States of America.
Sounds good, but just mainland US. You can annex Alaska and Hawaii in-game, though.
Okay, so we all start with spears and bow and arrows?
Yep, exactly!
Imma liberate the shit out of all of you.
We don't need your dirty freedom, we have Putin.
Hahaha! You require speared freedom!
Silly Americans.
Spoiler
We'll nuke your shit, I don't mind starting WW3.
>Iron age
>Nukes

lolno
>implying you'll get to me when all you have is spears and bows
Kek
Spoiler
I'll work my up to it.
I'll make one big and colossal spear and throw it at you m8

We'll make it rain bears on yer ass, Amerifat.

September 24, 2014, 09:10:50 AM

Taking a nap. I'll be on later to update the OP and possibly start the game if we have enough countries.

Yu · September 24, 2014, 09:12:41 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 09:10:50 AM

Taking a nap. I'll be on later to update the OP and possibly start the game if we have enough countries.

Lets start in 5 hours.

DAS B00T x2 · September 24, 2014, 09:17:42 AM

Someone give me a quick rundown of how these things work so that I can into Deutsches Reich.

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big sponge · September 24, 2014, 11:13:34 AM

I want to be the mole men from mars who reside in the underground caverns of Olyumpus Mons.

Alternative Facts · September 24, 2014, 11:16:45 AM

I'd like Australia, and I can be a GM if you need.

Where's TBlocks been? Surprised he hasn't jumped in.

September 24, 2014, 04:57:30 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 24, 2014, 10:17:04 AM

Prussia

It's modern countries.

September 24, 2014, 04:59:49 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 24, 2014, 09:17:42 AM

Someone give me a quick rundown of how these things work so that I can into Deutsches Reich.

It's pretty basic, honestly. You just manage your country, deal with other countries, and annex neutral territories. You can also start research projects, but they have to advance at a reasonable rate.

DAS B00T x2 · September 24, 2014, 05:01:03 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 04:59:49 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 24, 2014, 09:17:42 AM
Someone give me a quick rundown of how these things work so that I can into Deutsches Reich.
It's pretty basic, honestly. You just manage your country, deal with other countries, and annex neutral territories. You can also start research projects, but they have to advance at a reasonable rate.

Are there any concrete rules or mechanics I should be aware of?

Mox · September 24, 2014, 05:01:33 PM

Can't think of any good countries. I would be Japan, but I'm scared of china (since secondclass is playing them)

i am karjala takaisin · September 24, 2014, 05:02:12 PM

i'mma be israel

israel develops nuclear weaponry and other advanced tech because jews are superior to everyone else in intellect and uses them to conquer the rest of world

the end

September 24, 2014, 05:06:04 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 24, 2014, 05:01:03 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 24, 2014, 04:59:49 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 24, 2014, 09:17:42 AM
Someone give me a quick rundown of how these things work so that I can into Deutsches Reich.
It's pretty basic, honestly. You just manage your country, deal with other countries, and annex neutral territories. You can also start research projects, but they have to advance at a reasonable rate.
Are there any concrete rules or mechanics I should be aware of?

No attacking AFK people, no unreasonable expansion (if you're going to annex Alaska, it will take way longer than annexing Belgium; the more powerful the research, the longer it will take, etc.), you have to research in steps (researching muskets before you can research rifles), no godmodding.