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The Hån · January 17, 2017, 11:34:39 PM

Quote from: omw 2 ish peming wbu on January 17, 2017, 11:30:04 PM

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The Han and the 7 donglords travel to brazil and give a speech to the masses. with grace and charm The Han Persuades the Brazialn People to enlist in the HPE Army and to become apart of the nation. Many Policitans take a liking to The Han's aspirations to create a super nation. However this leaves the nation divided and a Brazialn civil war breaks out
"good speech my guy "

"Almost made me lay prostrate before you and let you fuck me but I ain't no retard ya feel"

"Good speech keep it up maybe I'll do some speeches too"

"yo mr nigger guy thx"

" gotta get that super nation ya know? gotta be prepared for the eurofags"

mojo · January 17, 2017, 11:37:21 PM

Quote from: The Hån on January 17, 2017, 11:34:39 PM

Quote from: omw 2 ish peming wbu on January 17, 2017, 11:30:04 PM
Quote from: The Hån on January 17, 2017, 11:19:25 PM
The Han and the 7 donglords travel to brazil and give a speech to the masses. with grace and charm The Han Persuades the Brazialn People to enlist in the HPE Army and to become apart of the nation. Many Policitans take a liking to The Han's aspirations to create a super nation. However this leaves the nation divided and a Brazialn civil war breaks out
"good speech my guy "

"Almost made me lay prostrate before you and let you fuck me but I ain't no retard ya feel"

"Good speech keep it up maybe I'll do some speeches too"

"yo mr nigger guy thx"

" gotta get that super nation ya know? gotta be prepared for the eurofags"

"yo don't use racist words ok I hate racism"

"but yea I feel gotta get that clay fam"

The Hån · January 17, 2017, 11:40:31 PM

The Bolivian Division is launching to chile to secure the coastline of South America. stocking up on ammo and supplies. will invade Chile. Chile refuses to surrender to the HPE so by force is the only way to ensure their subordination. Will invade in page 5

lmao it is page 5. lets go fuck up chile

chile annihilation 2%

mojo · January 17, 2017, 11:44:12 PM

"Ok me scientists what do yall got" says Fla Fla Flunky

"yo we made a suit of armor that makes a dude look like an iron man" says head slave science boy, "it's really good because it deflects bullets n shit I guess. It's armor "

"Yo wtf bro this shit look gay af " says Flunky: "I don't want it"

And so the science boys had to throw away the 300 super iron suit armor things they made

TB · January 17, 2017, 11:50:03 PM

2000 New People's Militia Members - 95% (6)
Austrian Annexation - 94% . (6)
50 Specialty Military Trained Soldiers - 56% (10)
Germany Annexation - 31% (9)
Czech Science Experiments - 14% (10)
Third of Austrian 15,000 Population to Soldiers - 3% (11)

Czech Republic Status

The Czech Republic

Basic Information

Government: Republic
Head of State: President & Grand General Pyrrha Nikos
Head of Government: Prime Minister Jaromir Jagr
Capital City: Prague
Religion: N/A
Currency: Czech Koruna
Population: 10,500

Flag

Picture of President & General

GCA Divisions - 3,300 Units

1800 - Infantry (Light Muskets)
1000 - Cavalry
400 - Cannon Specialists
100 - Naval Units (In waiting)

Special Units

25 - Specialized Presidential Guard (SPG)

Current Military Excursions

Austria
Germany

Territory

Czech Republic

TB · January 18, 2017, 09:52:41 AM

Gabkis Villek and the 2 guards have arrived back in the Czech in rough shape. They will be treated and questioned as they get better.

Ender · January 18, 2017, 10:10:19 AM

The Mandate of Memes starts creating methods of mass transportation, such as trains, to cross the entire contenant to allow for faster millitsry deployment and easier trade.

It is expected to be completed in a few years.

challengerX · January 18, 2017, 11:06:16 AM

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mojo · January 18, 2017, 09:23:00 PM

invasion of cameroon complete,,

"wow that was easy lmao African countries suck ass"

"Yo let's get some more"

the expedition south continues

report

Supreme Dictator: Fla Fla Flunky
Whip/Sex Overlord: Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong
Coerced Sex Overlord: Goodluck Jonathan

Population: 5,000
Slaves: 17,500
Slave Soldiers: 5,200
Super Duper Whips: 50

Territory: Nigeria, Cameroon

The Hån · January 18, 2017, 10:54:06 PM

HPE's STEM department has been experimenting with biological warfare on Chile POWs and is trying to develop a controlled poison given off from frogs indigenous to the area. so far this developed poison causes projectile defecation, massive erections, and death.

Dietrich Six · January 19, 2017, 11:00:58 AM

Quote from: challengerX on January 18, 2017, 11:06:16 AM

millitsry

Contenant

Stroud · January 19, 2017, 03:20:48 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on January 19, 2017, 11:00:58 AM

Quote from: challengerX on January 18, 2017, 11:06:16 AM
millitsry

Contenant

Cotenantal Millitsry

Stroud · January 19, 2017, 03:28:18 PM

Alarmed by the recent events (especially those in Norway) the Finnish government shifts its focus to increasing the population. The population will grow to 30,000 by page 9.

TB · January 19, 2017, 06:31:04 PM

Former Prime Minister Jaromir Jagr has been detained by the SPG for being a Slovakian Spy. He will be held in maximum level security detention indefinitely. The position of Prime Minister will be governed by the President herself until further notice.

Gabkis Villek has been appointed the role of Commander and is second only to the President in military terms.

The Czech Government has added a new branch. The Information Bureau (IB).

Spoiler

For all intents and purposes it is a propaganda branch.

2000 New People's Militia Members - 100% (6)
Austrian Annexation - 100% . (6)
50 Specialty Military Trained Soldiers - 68% (10)
Germany Annexation - 40% (9)
Czech Science Experiments - 30% (10)
Third of Austrian 15,000 Population to Soldiers - 11% (11)

Czech Republic Status

The Czech Republic

Basic Information

Government: Republic
Head of State: President, Head of Government & Grand General Pyrrha Nikos
Commander: Gabkis Villek
Capital City: Prague
Religion: N/A
Currency: Czech Koruna
Population: 10,500

Flag

Picture of President & General

GCA Divisions - 5,300 Units

1800 - Infantry (Light Muskets)
1000 - Cavalry
400 - Cannon Specialists
100 - Naval Units (In waiting)
2000 - Czech Militia

Special Units

25 - Specialized Presidential Guard (SPG)

Current Military Excursions

Germany

Territory

Czech Republic
Austria

SecondClass · January 19, 2017, 07:01:53 PM

1,000 soldiers (700 swordsmen and 300 crossbowmen) trained.

Quote from: SecondClass on January 17, 2017, 01:52:44 AM

Perry announces a new foreign policy stance: the social mandate, which states that all free nations have an obligation to free those that are oppressed.

The Party secretly begins preparations to liberate Belarus.

Belarus liberation begins, with a blitzkrieg strike on Minsk. Swordsmen strike first, with the archers in the back supporting them via crossbow. Further results to pour in soon.

Iron advancements complete. The new understanding of the components of iron prompts the Union of Technology to begin another investment: removing the impurities in the substance. Expected to be completed on page 8.

Belarus liberation -- 0%
Steel -- 0%

Global Workers Collective

National Police:
--1,900 swordsmen
--300 crossbowmen
--50 partisan bodyguards

Union of Technology:
--Steel research in progress

Military campaigns:
--Liberation of Belarus

Territory:
--Ukraine
--Poland

mojo · January 19, 2017, 08:50:12 PM

"yo Africa sucks ass bro"

the UCN marches into Gabon, Equatorial Guinea, and Congo

the native tribes don't do shit and don't give a fuck because it's fucking Africa

report

Supreme Dictator: Fla Fla Flunky
Whip/Sex Overlord: Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong
Coerced Sex Overlord: Goodluck Jonathan

Population: 5,000
Slaves: 17,500
Slave Soldiers: 5,200
Super Duper Whips: 50

Territory: Nigeria, Cameroon, Gabon, Equatorial Guinea, Congo

SecondClass · January 19, 2017, 08:58:24 PM

Oh shit

I didn't know we started with cannons and shit, I thought this time frame was a bit earlier

amending my crossbowmen to musketeers, and my steel research to aluminum research

Korra · January 19, 2017, 10:45:15 PM

20,000 Norwegian Soldiers - 100%

20 Diamondback Elites - 100%

Spoiler

Name: The Empire of Iceland
Government: Constitutional Monarchy
Head of State: Empress Weiss Schnee
Head of Government: Prime Minister Leif Johannsonn
Religion: Odinism
Currency: Krona
Population: 40,000

Description: The kingdom of Iceland was founded when settlers from northern Europe first discovered the island. The tribal chief of the viking horde was crowned as king when he willed the other tribes to his rule after 10 years of conflict. Several years later, the island state quickly reorganized itself after the most recent emperor, Jacque Schnee, was dethroned by the angry population after the palace began to exploit them. A new government was founded through an agreement between the then princess, Weiss Schnee, when she turned 17, that the crown and a new founded branch of the government, the Parliament, would share power. The upper house of nobles and lower house of regulars would make up this new parliament with a Prime Minister chosen by the monarch herself. As of now, that balance of power remains.

Grand Army of the North: 24,200 soldiers

Diamondback Division: 20 Elites

The Imperial Navy of the Frozen Seas: 300 battleships

Territory: Iceland, Norway

SecondClass · January 19, 2017, 11:46:03 PM

The Minsk liberation continues. Party Leader Perry announces that cocaine is now legalized. State-owned cocaine manufacturing plants are set up in Ukraine, the first expected to be completed by the next page.

The Party recognizes the outdated armaments of the police force and begins a nationwide effort to retrain swordsmen into musketeers.

First batch (100 soldiers) expected to be completed by the next page.

Belarus liberation -- 5%
Aluminum -- 4%
Cocaine manufacturing plant -- 0%
Retrained swordsmen into musketeers (100) -- 0%

Global Workers Collective

National Police:
--1,900 swordsmen
--300 musketeers
--50 partisan bodyguards

Union of Technology:
--Aluminum research in progress

Military campaigns:
--Liberation of Belarus

Territory:
--Ukraine
--Poland

TB · January 20, 2017, 03:04:05 PM

The details of Former PM Jagr's detention have gotten out but have been quickly suppressed afterward. He was responsible for the Diplomat sent to Iceland and was planning to undermine the President and attempt to take her place. He will continue to be imprisoned.

The IB begins the suppression of Slovak information. Painting them to be the devils of creation.

Czech troops continue their campaign in Germany. All extra forces that were in Austria have been sent to the front. German Annexation has been moved up a page.

Czech scientists begin to create ideas for Warships due to having access to the ocean shortly. Updates on Page 11.

50 Specialty Military Trained Soldiers - 75% (9)
Germany Annexation - 55% (8 )
Czech Science Experiments - 39% (10)
Third of Austrian 15,000 Population to Soldiers - 25% (10)

Czech Republic

The Czech Republic

Basic Information

Government: Republic
Head of State: President, Head of Government & Grand General Pyrrha Nikos
Commander: Gabkis Villek
Capital City: Prague
Religion: N/A
Currency: Czech Koruna
Population: 23,800

Flag

Picture of President & General

GCA Divisions - 5,300 Units

1800 - Infantry (Light Muskets)
1000 - Cavalry
400 - Cannon Specialists
100 - Naval Units (In waiting)
2000 - Czech Militia

Special Units

25 - Specialized Presidential Guard (SPG)

Current Military Excursions

Germany

Territory

Czech Republic
Austria

The Hån · January 21, 2017, 12:34:09 AM

all Chile POWs are now forced to eat their own shit till they die. As for Brazil, HPE's Influence has greatly persuaded the Brazil Government to join the HPE however that caused a civil war as stated earlier. More and More Brazilians are joining the HPE. Brazil is being Annexed from within thanks to the charisma of Hans Segersbol and the 7 Donglords.

chile annihilation 15%

Brazil annexation(civil war included) 30%

TB · January 21, 2017, 12:35:12 AM

The Czech Republic officially cuts ties with the HPE.

The Hån · January 21, 2017, 12:38:57 AM

One of the Donglords has been sent to the Brazilian battlegrounds to aid the rebellion and HPE troops. prepare for thread breaking results, reader.

TB · January 21, 2017, 12:46:33 AM

The Czech army has broken through the German forces holed up in Berlin and have conquered everything East of Hanover.

A ship is seen leaving Hamburg, Czech Republic. It will arrive at its destination on Page 7.

Hamburg Ship Journey - 33% (7)
Germany Annexation - 66% (8 )
50 Specialty Military Trained Soldiers - 80% (9)
Czech Science Experiments - 42% (10)
Third of Austrian 15,000 Population to Soldiers - 34% (10)
Warships - 15% (11)

Czech Republic

The Czech Republic

Basic Information

Government: Republic
Head of State: President, Head of Government & Grand General Pyrrha Nikos
Commander: Gabkis Villek
Capital City: Prague
Religion: N/A
Currency: Czech Koruna
Population: 23,900

Flag

Picture of President & General

GCA Divisions - 5,300 Units

1800 - Infantry (Light Muskets)
1000 - Cavalry
400 - Cannon Specialists
100 - Naval Units (In waiting)
2000 - Czech Militia

Special Units

25 - Specialized Presidential Guard (SPG)

Current Military Excursions

Germany

Territory

Czech Republic
Austria

The Hån · January 21, 2017, 01:08:12 AM

HPE's STEM team is researching more efficient ways to improve the steam engine and to see if it can be implemented on more convenient ground vehicles along with improving sea ships. Also one of the 7 Dong lords is training a new spec ops team of 1,000 soldiers. this training will include all forms of current fire arms, various sword arts, martial arts, sea combat, multiple environments training, biological warfare, psychological warfare, espionage training, and sexual education. this is known as project GUINEA.

steam project 1%

controlled frog poison 13%

project GUINEA 1%

2nd mining exhibition 22%

TB · January 21, 2017, 10:33:23 PM

The IB has successfully created an official Czech Government funded Newspaper.

Korra · January 21, 2017, 11:27:10 PM

With the new troops gathered from the conquered Norway, a 1,000 strong Icelandic force is sent accompanied by 8,000 Norwegian auxiliaries down the border, towards Sweden. The lands of the north shall be united, under one flag, and under one Empress.

The Subjugation of Sweden - 1%

TB · January 22, 2017, 12:58:39 AM

The battle of Stuttgart has been won and with it everything East and South of it.The last strongholds are Ftankfurt, Dortmund, and Cologne. Germany Annexation has been pushed forward to the middle of Page 7 as more troops flood in from all branches of the GCA.

The Iron Armor experiments have been halted as progress is slow and costly. All Resources from this Project will be transferred to the acceleration of Fire Arms which is steady and stable. New Page Completion is Page 8

A new radical form of transportation is in very early stages of development. Details on this revolution will surface on Page 8 with the project being near completion on Page 12.

President Nikos has sent a Diplomat to Switzerland to meet with the government to discuss the future of the two countries.

Czech Ship Journey - 66% (7)
Germany Annexation - 77% (7 1/2)
Czech Science Experiments - 60% (8 )
50 Specialty Military Trained Soldiers - 82% (8 )
Third of Austrian 15,000 Population to Soldiers - 36% (10)
Warships - 17% (11)

Czech Republic

The Czech Republic

Basic Information

Government: Republic
Head of State: President, Head of Government & Grand General Pyrrha Nikos
Commander: Gabkis Villek
Capital City: Prague
Religion: N/A
Currency: Czech Koruna
Population: 24,000

Flag

Picture of President & General

GCA Divisions - 5,300 Units

1800 - Infantry (Light Muskets)
1000 - Cavalry
400 - Cannon Specialists
100 - Naval Units (In waiting)
2000 - Czech Militia

Special Units

25 - Specialized Presidential Guard (SPG)

Current Military Excursions

Germany

Territory

Czech Republic
Austria

TB · January 22, 2017, 01:16:27 AM

MAP UPDATE #2

Spoiler

Stroud · January 22, 2017, 01:17:59 PM

After a slow start, recruitment finishes. 2,000 soldier added to the RFA.

Report

Information

Name: Kuningaskunta Suomi (Kingdom of Finland)
Government: Constitutional Monarchy
Head of State: King Antero Somerkoski
Head of Military: Marshall Anton Mannerheim
Capital: Helsinki
Religion: Lutheranism
Currency: Finnish Markka
Population: 10,000

Flag

Royal Finnish Army

Total: 3,200
Musketeers: 1,200
Finnish Jägers: 900
Finnish Marines: 300
Cavalry: 700
Artillery: 100

Progress

Fleet Progress: 40%
Tactics Development: 80%

Territory

Finland