The outcast army of 50,000 soldiers is preparing to march on the Yamato dynasty invasion force. We are requesting the other men of the pact assemble with me.
JAPAN TIRED OF READING ONLINE COMMENTS FROM TEXAS HICKS. WE NOW GET REVENGE
I didn't sign any pacts, but I'll tag along anyway.But I will make it known, that this thread has gone down the fucking crapper.
You were at the meeting. But then you went AFK. So we just included you in the alliance.
Chairman Class sets up a ramp on Maine's eastern coast, attempts to find sharks in the water to jump over.
Supplies and troops begin arriving daily bringing total Japanese troops in-country at 12 million
{FUCKING LOL}The President offers a declaration of peace with The Japanesse.
-spawns more Overlords-
Heavy shelling commences from Montana.Due to the fortifications made pre-war 2 shells can be shot every second.This can be kept up for a year or so.
Twenty Talon Company mercs arrive in the Republic of Dave and open fire on everyone in the area.
BoS Forces begin to advance across New Mexico, mercilessly gunning down the japarese dogs.Liberty Prime is reprogrammed with the personality matrix recovered from the Pre-War AI known as 'Stapler'. It blares out 'WEABOOS GO TO HELL HIROSHIMA BOMBING BEST DAY OF MY LIFE' whilst hurling mini-nukes into the enemy ranks. Then in a final act of psychological warfare, it blasts out maximum volume shrieks and whinnying noises. The origin of these recordings is best left to Chronicler-Scribe Longface.Whilst carving a bloody swathe through the swarming ranks of banzai chargers, the occasional Knight is brought down by massed suicide bombings from the fanatical hordes. Overall casualties remain minimal as the Knights and Paladins are protected with suits of power armour.The gyrocopters and bombkopters sow disarray in the enemy ranks with devastating bombing runs.BOS:HC Deploys an anti-Godmode device designed to disable Kinderbue- I mean Yamato-San's inevitable Console Command spam. This shit's vanilla now m9.The BoS continues their advance towards Arizona, marching through the frozen camps of the legion who appear to have become permanently AFK.