UN Game Star Wars

mojo · July 26, 2016, 01:35:11 AM

Quote from: Kalusta on July 26, 2016, 01:30:23 AM

Quote from: Dr Torso Vong Boy on July 26, 2016, 01:29:46 AM
(i have no idea what that means lol)

(He wants to ascend to godhood so he can be with you.)

"yes my son" says tamborvong, "i grant you life as a GOD in the TRAP REALM"

"presto"

there is a display of holy lights as a thousand chazarach slaves turn on the lights on their smartphones

"you are now my friend in god land"

unfortunately those 1 thousand slaves are culled because of their illegal usage of inorganic technology

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Elai · July 26, 2016, 01:37:43 AM

Kalus Jon goes missing [actually achieved theosis but no one knows this]. King Halsion grows even more suspicious. Impatient, he increases work on the VoK. 50% will be done by page 15.

TB · July 26, 2016, 01:42:14 AM

MAP UPDATE

Spoiler

As always let me know if I suck at doing this and I'll try to suck less by fixing any issues.

Korra · July 26, 2016, 01:43:26 AM

200 Venators - 100%

Spoiler

TB · July 26, 2016, 01:44:28 AM

Project Shadow Fall: 95%
10,000 New Sith Troopers 75%
Tython Annexation: 90% Darth Malak continues his brutal assault on the planet.
Sith Warrior Upgrade: 60%
5,000 Mandalorian Sith 80%
3 New Territories Preparation 100% Kallist, Ojom, and Constancia are to be annexed by Page 22.
Balan-Ti Training 40%

Sith Report

Mmmmm Napalm · July 26, 2016, 01:44:53 AM

Dispatching 20 Imperial Star Destroyers and four interdictors to Corellia. Arriving page 14.

TB · July 26, 2016, 01:47:43 AM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on July 26, 2016, 01:44:53 AM

Dispatching 20 Imperial Star Destroyers and four interdictors to Corellia. Arriving page 14.

The Sith Empire would like to make Correlia a joint planetary expedition. As a show of good faith Darth Revan dispatches a Sith Death Squad to assist regardless of Lord Vader's decision.

Elai · July 26, 2016, 01:48:28 AM

Worried for his daughter's life, King Kalus Halsion makes preparations for Kalus Altarea to be sent to an undisclosed location in the outer rim. She will leave on page 14.

TB · July 26, 2016, 01:49:31 AM

Quote from: Kalusta on July 26, 2016, 01:48:28 AM

Worried for his daughter's life, King Kalus Halsion makes preparations for Kalus Altarea to be sent to an undisclosed location in the outer rim. She will leave on page 14.

Darth Revan offers the protection of a light Sith Security Squad.

Mmmmm Napalm · July 26, 2016, 01:50:27 AM

I now have 2675 Imperial-II SD's.

Quote from: TRevan on July 26, 2016, 01:47:43 AM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on July 26, 2016, 01:44:53 AM
Dispatching 20 Imperial Star Destroyers and four interdictors to Corellia. Arriving page 14.
The Sith Empire would like to make Correlia a joint planetary expedition. As a show of good faith Darth Revan dispatches a Sith Death Squad to assist regardless of Lord Vader's decision.

Sure. THe EMpire has staked it's claim though.

Elai · July 26, 2016, 01:51:26 AM

Quote from: TRevan on July 26, 2016, 01:49:31 AM

Quote from: Kalusta on July 26, 2016, 01:48:28 AM
Worried for his daughter's life, King Kalus Halsion makes preparations for Kalus Altarea to be sent to an undisclosed location in the outer rim. She will leave on page 14.
Darth Revan offers the protection of a light Sith Security Squad.

King Halsion thanks the Lord for his service but informs him that any protection offered would have to be bound to protect her for life, a charge he thinks few Sith will be both willing and able to fulfill.

TB · July 26, 2016, 01:53:40 AM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on July 26, 2016, 01:50:27 AM

I now have 2675 Imperial-II SD's.

Quote from: TRevan on July 26, 2016, 01:47:43 AM
Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on July 26, 2016, 01:44:53 AM
Dispatching 20 Imperial Star Destroyers and four interdictors to Corellia. Arriving page 14.
The Sith Empire would like to make Correlia a joint planetary expedition. As a show of good faith Darth Revan dispatches a Sith Death Squad to assist regardless of Lord Vader's decision.

Sure. THe EMpire has staked it's claim though.

May the Death Squad rain its terror.

Elai · July 26, 2016, 01:55:06 AM

Halsion sends Ad'moa to the Blood of the Exile on Kirdo. Will arrive on page 14.

Korra · July 26, 2016, 01:55:53 AM

Imma take a leave of absence. You know the rules.

Elai · July 26, 2016, 01:57:25 AM

Ad'moa's testing completes as he leaves, so he is unable to see the results. He will have to check them when he returns.

Mmmmm Napalm · July 26, 2016, 01:58:18 AM

Quote from: TRevan on July 26, 2016, 01:53:40 AM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on July 26, 2016, 01:50:27 AM
I now have 2675 Imperial-II SD's.

Quote from: TRevan on July 26, 2016, 01:47:43 AM
Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on July 26, 2016, 01:44:53 AM
Dispatching 20 Imperial Star Destroyers and four interdictors to Corellia. Arriving page 14.
The Sith Empire would like to make Correlia a joint planetary expedition. As a show of good faith Darth Revan dispatches a Sith Death Squad to assist regardless of Lord Vader's decision.

Sure. THe EMpire has staked it's claim though.
May the Death Squad rain its terror.

I propose a more tactful approach.

TB · July 26, 2016, 02:07:31 AM

Project Shadow Fall: 100% Details Soon.
10,000 New Sith Troopers 90%
Tython Annexation: 100% It is done. Forces have been lost in the fighting... Population has risen.
Sith Warrior Upgrade: 80%
5,000 Mandalorian Sith 80%
Kallist, Ojom, and Constancia annexation: 10% The 2 Tython Death Squads will join the assault.
Balan-Ti Training 60%
Darth Revan has commissioned the Sith Navy deserves an upgrade. 1,000 Battleships and 500 Cruisers are to be built by Page 23.

Sith Report

Elai · July 26, 2016, 02:08:50 AM

I'm done for the night.

I have a few things planned for completion on page 14 so try not to progress too far in my absence pls...

TB · July 26, 2016, 02:11:39 AM

The Sith Empire looks to expand with adding new pilots to their ranks. Training begins on the Sith owned planets and open recruitment begins in the Core Worlds.
10,000 new SAP (Sith Attack Pilots) Units to be trained by Page 22.

Mmmmm Napalm · July 26, 2016, 02:16:08 AM

Universal Human male conscription results in a total Stormtrooper count of 25,075,000.

mojo · July 26, 2016, 02:17:27 AM

because the position of overlord has been vacant, yuuzhan holy texts dictate that the High Priest is to ascend to the throne, so Vongvong is named overlord

the fanaticism of Vongvong and his adherence to the Old Way™ stalls the advancement of the Yuuzhan Vong as a galactic media corporation

the gods are angry

a worrying fusion of church and state takes place becasue vongvong is now head of church and government

wow this has been a pretty serious post so far

uh

an aspiring DJ and high-ranking warrior named Marshmellovong becomes the new Warmaster, a position he despises because he just wants to produce TRAP, a genre he has invented

everyone has always told him he'll never make it as a hollywood superstar. they said "join the army " and he said "ok"

his parents hate him

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TB · July 26, 2016, 02:20:44 AM

Quote from: TRevan on July 26, 2016, 01:01:31 AM

Due to the long battle fought by the 101st Death Squad Battalion they have suffered heavy losses in both of their conquests. Enough forces have been raised by the Sith Temples back on Byss but the population clamors for a better breed of warriors.
They call out for the Dark Jedi Warriors to be protectors rather than soldiers.

Revan hears these calls and assures the public there will be change coming within the ranks soon enough. Sith Security Squads are sent out all over Byss to contain the few riots that have occurred.

The riots have somewhat been quelled due to the expertise of the Security Squads and the promise of a big reveal soon to be announced. The Sith World eagerly awaits the news.

- I'm out for the night -

Mmmmm Napalm · July 26, 2016, 02:38:28 AM

10 SD's arrive at the Gorse system, and begin Imperial conquest of the thorilide-rich planet. Ground forces are deployed using AT-AT barges and Sentinal-class landing craft.

mojo · July 26, 2016, 02:41:35 AM

i guess i'll go to rakata prime because i totally have no idea wjat is there

(hey tristan is kirilia allowed to play now or no?)

i will be there on page 14 because this game is going really slow at this wee hour

i'll take 300 "battleship" aliens, 300,000 "starfighter" aliens, 100 subalterns, 100,000 priests, 2,000 deception sect members, 10,000 slaves, 1,000,000 Shapers, like 1,000 transports, and 5,000 warriors

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Mmmmm Napalm · July 26, 2016, 02:46:31 AM

Dispatching 10 SD's to Alderaan, and 10 to Tepasi. Page 14 for both

TB · July 26, 2016, 02:51:20 AM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on July 26, 2016, 02:46:31 AM

Dispatching 10 SD's to Alderaan, and 10 to Tepasi. Page 14 for both

Switch to 25 posts per page.

Mmmmm Napalm · July 26, 2016, 02:53:47 AM

Moving 20 of the 75 SD's at Sluis Van to Eriadu and Sullust; ten to each. Page 17.

mojo · July 26, 2016, 02:54:27 AM

a coup is led by DJ Marshmellovong to separate church and state

DJ Marshmellovong really just wants to become a TRAP PRIEST so he can fulfill his dreams and kill his parents with GOD

the coup is successful since the majority of the population reject the old ways of bloodlust

also marshmelloving ffilmed himself having gay sex with Vonvong and used it as blackmail so yeah pretty much a bloodless coup

except for marshmellovongs parents who were "accidentally" mercilessly slaughtered

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mojo · July 26, 2016, 02:56:11 AM

um ok fuck me i had no idea we had to set up our thing to 25 posts per page lol

Elai · July 26, 2016, 02:57:37 AM

Quote from: Dr Torso Vong Boy on July 26, 2016, 02:56:11 AM

um ok fuck me i had no idea we had to set up our thing to 25 posts per page lol

Yeah neither did i

I was on 30 the whole time

Gotta make adjustments, then