Like my wife of 15 years, the woman I was monagamous with for 17 years cheating on me with the guy who left her the weekend before we met? That she dropped the fact she's a cheating whore on me the night my youngest was born and I had to fly to Florida and be by myself for 48 hours? That she dropped $24,000 in credit card debt and $15,000 in tax debt on me?

I dunno, I think I win this.

Alright