And I am prepared; starting with this before I move on down the line to fancy things I've got stashed away.

Not that I'm not already a drinker, but being able to legally purchase it for myself is more than just a teensy bit nice. So, anybody got any good liqueur suggestions?

Here's a list:
Liquid Marijuana
Kahlua
Baileys
Jager (DO NOT GET DRUNK FROM THIS)
Amaretto
Amarula
Frost Wine
Capt Morgan Private Stock
Lemon Drop
Strawberry Daiquiris
Chivas Regal 18
Cognac
Irish Carbomb
Irish Coffee

Beers are an acquired taste.
It's best to start out with stouts. You'll realize when other beers take on that well known 'piss' flavor afterwards.