Son, you're in a medically induced coma

MyNameIsCharlie · March 20, 2016, 08:25:59 PM

You were in a bad car accident. We had to put you in a cona to save your life.

You're in a dream state and your brain is taking what it hears and putting it on this forum you like so much. This is all in your head.

We need you to try to wake up now. You're through the worst part of it. Now you need to wake up. Come on, we need you to fight.

Ian · March 20, 2016, 08:31:43 PM

I stand by what I said earlier, ya know, you being the Stephen King of threads.

🂿 · March 20, 2016, 10:50:08 PM

I'm dead.

Dietrich Six · March 21, 2016, 10:27:14 AM

If I'm in a dream world that means I can do whatever I want. Pardon me while I whip this out.

Busta Nut · March 21, 2016, 03:35:22 PM

You're creepy enough in this reality, Charlie. I don't want to imagine you being my father.