Turns out Big Boss exists -- and he's Arabic.

Elai · November 21, 2015, 07:45:49 PM

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>name is Abu Azrael, meaning "Angel of Death"
>feared by ISIS
>claims to have over 1500 confirmed ISIS kills
>leads his own private army, the Imam Ali Brigade
>walks into battle with a sword and sometimes axe
>has his own catchphrase, "Illa Tahin", meaning "Nothing but flour", which is meant to express how he feels ISIS should become -- nothing but dust

He's my fucking hero. ISIS confirmed La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?

Elai · November 21, 2015, 07:46:53 PM

Spent the last half hour on this:

Mr. Psychologist · November 21, 2015, 07:49:54 PM

Pretty sure that's a sabre not a katana, but absolute madman nonetheless

Elai · November 21, 2015, 07:50:39 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on November 21, 2015, 07:49:54 PM

Pretty sure that's a sabre not a katana, but absolute madman nonetheless

fixd

Kitsune 狐 · November 21, 2015, 07:55:44 PM

Assassin 11D7 · November 21, 2015, 07:55:53 PM

10/10 would live and die by his order.

Elai · November 21, 2015, 07:58:32 PM

tfw his life story is better than all of MGSV

Elai · November 21, 2015, 08:04:00 PM

this man can't be real
there's no way i wouldn't have known about him

Elai · November 21, 2015, 08:05:53 PM

Just look at the fucking comparison

Assassin 11D7 · November 21, 2015, 08:06:52 PM

How long until Eli runs off to go join Azrael? I'm betting couple weeks.

Cindy · November 21, 2015, 08:07:48 PM

Well, I mean

Technically his name doesn't mean that. "Azrael" is the name for the Archangel of Death in Islam, Judaism, and Sikhism, but the name means "One Whom God Helps."

But that's just me arguing semantics because I read about demons and angels and shit too much

Naru · November 21, 2015, 08:09:00 PM

sleep tight isis killer

DAS B00T x2 · November 21, 2015, 08:10:10 PM

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SABRES

KILLING

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Ingy · November 21, 2015, 08:10:52 PM

15OO confirmed kills?

I get it if you wanna say your dick is two inches bigger than it really is but don't tell me you have a 4O inch dick

Elai · November 21, 2015, 08:11:13 PM

Quote from: Essessen on November 21, 2015, 08:06:52 PM

How long until Eli runs off to go join Azrael? I'm betting couple weeks.

how trying to find out where he's stationed so i can buy my tickets

Elai · November 21, 2015, 08:11:50 PM

Quote from: Cindo on November 21, 2015, 08:07:48 PM

Well, I mean

Technically his name doesn't mean that. "Azrael" is the name for the Archangel of Death in Islam, Judaism, and Sikhism, but the name means "One Whom God Helps."

But that's just me arguing semantics because I read about demons and angels and shit too much

yeah they said it roughly translates to "angel of death"

Cindy · November 21, 2015, 08:12:50 PM

Quote from: Eliab Azrael on November 21, 2015, 08:11:50 PM

Quote from: Cindo on November 21, 2015, 08:07:48 PM
Well, I mean

Technically his name doesn't mean that. "Azrael" is the name for the Archangel of Death in Islam, Judaism, and Sikhism, but the name means "One Whom God Helps."

But that's just me arguing semantics because I read about demons and angels and shit too much

yeah they said it roughly translates to "angel of death"

Yeah but T E C H N I C A L L Y though

Girl of Mystery · November 21, 2015, 08:19:24 PM

ISIS?

Elai · November 21, 2015, 08:20:15 PM

Quote from: LemOh-n on November 21, 2015, 08:19:24 PM

ISIS?

...You're that Arab...

Luciana · November 21, 2015, 08:23:13 PM

That's amazing. I love it.

Blazed Iron · November 21, 2015, 08:33:03 PM

If its true, then GG ISIS. But it seems like propaganda to me. Who knows.

Girl of Mystery · November 21, 2015, 08:37:19 PM

I hope to fucking god that he has a base of operations

Elai · November 21, 2015, 08:40:46 PM

Quote from: Blazed Iron on November 21, 2015, 08:33:03 PM

If its true, then GG ISIS. But it seems like propaganda to me. Who knows.

Yeah, there are rumours of this being Iraqi propaganda, but I want to believe.

Elai · November 21, 2015, 08:41:19 PM

Quote from: LemOh-n on November 21, 2015, 08:37:19 PM

I hope to fucking god that he has a base of operations

"Outer Jannah"

Girl of Mystery · November 21, 2015, 08:47:42 PM

Quote from: Blazed Iron on November 21, 2015, 08:33:03 PM

If its true, then GG ISIS. But it seems like propaganda to me. Who knows.

Don't ruin this

Girl of Mystery · November 21, 2015, 08:52:35 PM

He's a legend in the eyes of those who live on the battlefield

Ushan · November 21, 2015, 08:56:06 PM

I'm pretty certain "Abu" means "Father of" So he's actually "The Father of the Angel of Death".

Elai · November 21, 2015, 09:02:33 PM

Quote from: Ushan on November 21, 2015, 08:56:06 PM

I'm pretty certain "Abu" means "Father of" So he's actually "The Father of the Angel of Death".

Solid Snake = Angel of Death

Makes perfect fucking sense to me

Girl of Mystery · November 21, 2015, 09:11:46 PM

Les Enfants Terribles when?

MyNameIsCharlie · November 21, 2015, 09:13:11 PM

From what I'm reading, his feats are a bit exaggerated, but based on truth. The US State Department doesn't know what to do with him. While he is anti-ISIS, he's most certainly not pro-West. In fact, it's feared if he were to come to any sort of real power, he could be worse than ISIS.