Quote from: guts on July 12, 2015, 12:09:07 PM

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Jesus fucking christ, that was more cringe and made me want to punch her in the face then being funny

JUST SAY BLACK FFS

"Melanin" What? Is that your attempt at trying to sound smart? EVERYONE HAS SOME MELANIN

I'll be surprised if you fail to even chuckle.

you've posted a lot of these before
i might've chuckled at them then, but

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string leaves the bar. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you that piece of string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string leaves the bar. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you that piece of string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

cute