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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

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Cancer
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I thought it was the chemotherapy that gave you hair loss. Actually, I'm pretty sure that is the case.
SHUT THE HELL UP YOU INSUFFERABLE cunt


 
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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

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Cancer
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i smirked


 
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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Three pregnant women are knitting sweaters for their babies at the OB/GYN waiting room.

The first one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "I want my baby to have a strong nervous system, so I'm taking a folate pill."

The second one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "I want my baby to have healthy blood, so I'm taking an iron pill."

The third one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "This is thalidomide."

The other two women look in horror. "WHY?!"

The third one calmly replies, "I just fucked up the sleeves on this sweater."


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?

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Isaac Newton died a virgin.


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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

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Cancer
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I thought it was the chemotherapy that gave you hair loss. Actually, I'm pretty sure that is the case.
SHUT THE HELL UP YOU INSUFFERABLE cunt
There's a certain joy to making you annoyed


 
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>Pit
>"Goku"
>"Chun-Li"

almost got me


 
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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?

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Isaac Newton died a virgin.
the thing about this type of humor is that, while i find it funny, i've never had an audible giggle over one


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fills his victims full of dread
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
What's the first thing you do after you rape a deaf girl?

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Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Little Jimmy is in his room playing with his toy cars when a wormhole opens up and a man steps out. "Jimmy! I'm you from the future!"

Shocked, little Jimmy replies, "Really?! Wow! What do I become when I grow up?"

"A pedophile," Older Jimmy says, locking the door.


 
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Little Jimmy is in his room playing with his toy cars when a wormhole opens up and a man steps out. "Jimmy! I'm you from the future!"

Shocked, little Jimmy replies, "Really?! Wow! What do I become when I grow up?"

"A pedophile," Older Jimmy says, locking the door.
i love it

didn't make me laugh though


 
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Who are the worlds fastest readers?

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9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in ten seconds.


 
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What's the leading cause of paedophilia?

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Sexy kids.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
What's eight inches long, red and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

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Her miscarriage.


 
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Why do you put the baby in the blender feet first?

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So it can finish sucking you off.


 
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this is all old material


 
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What's the difference between Hitler and the Boston bombers?

The Boston bombers could actually end a race.


 
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i think dark humor works better spoken


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
What organ in the female body remains warm even after death?

My cock.


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Nic Cage in his Superman costume from that never made Burton Superman movie


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Three pregnant women are knitting sweaters for their babies at the OB/GYN waiting room.

The first one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "I want my baby to have a strong nervous system, so I'm taking a folate pill."

The second one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "I want my baby to have healthy blood, so I'm taking an iron pill."

The third one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "This is thalidomide."

The other two women look in horror. "WHY?!"

The third one calmly replies, "I just fucked up the sleeves on this sweater."

You win


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By the way, what're you eating under there?


 
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some up dog


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A guy really wants his date to have an amazing prom. He makes sure to go all out, sparing no expense.

He goes to schedule a limo ride at the limousine service, but there's a massive line. He waits for hours, not wanting to disappoint his date.

Then, he goes to rent an extremely high-quality tuxedo, but yet  again, there's a huge line, and it also takes forever to complete his order.

Finally, it's prom night, and the guy has all the elements in place. At the dance, his date asks him to get them refreshments. So, he goes over to the drinks, and there's no punch line.


 
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A guy really wants his date to have an amazing prom. He makes sure to go all out, sparing no expense.

He goes to schedule a limo ride at the limousine service, but there's a massive line. He waits for hours, not wanting to disappoint his date.

Then, he goes to rent an extremely high-quality tuxedo, but yet  again, there's a huge line, and it also takes forever to complete his order.

Finally, it's prom night, and the guy has all the elements in place. At the dance, his date asks him to get them refreshments. So, he goes over to the drinks, and there's no punch line.
clever

jokes that take a few paragraphs to set up rarely elicit laughter from me though


 
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