Quote from: Meta Cognition on July 12, 2015, 02:42:23 PMWhat's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair? SpoilerCancer.I thought it was the chemotherapy that gave you hair loss. Actually, I'm pretty sure that is the case.
What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair? SpoilerCancer.
Quote from: DTEDesty on July 12, 2015, 02:44:31 PMQuote from: Meta Cognition on July 12, 2015, 02:42:23 PMWhat's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair? SpoilerCancer.I thought it was the chemotherapy that gave you hair loss. Actually, I'm pretty sure that is the case.SHUT THE HELL UP YOU INSUFFERABLE cunt
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?SpoilerIsaac Newton died a virgin.
Little Jimmy is in his room playing with his toy cars when a wormhole opens up and a man steps out. "Jimmy! I'm you from the future!"Shocked, little Jimmy replies, "Really?! Wow! What do I become when I grow up?""A pedophile," Older Jimmy says, locking the door.
Three pregnant women are knitting sweaters for their babies at the OB/GYN waiting room.The first one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "I want my baby to have a strong nervous system, so I'm taking a folate pill."The second one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "I want my baby to have healthy blood, so I'm taking an iron pill."The third one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "This is thalidomide."The other two women look in horror. "WHY?!"The third one calmly replies, "I just fucked up the sleeves on this sweater."
By the way, what're you eating under there?
A guy really wants his date to have an amazing prom. He makes sure to go all out, sparing no expense.He goes to schedule a limo ride at the limousine service, but there's a massive line. He waits for hours, not wanting to disappoint his date.Then, he goes to rent an extremely high-quality tuxedo, but yet again, there's a huge line, and it also takes forever to complete his order.Finally, it's prom night, and the guy has all the elements in place. At the dance, his date asks him to get them refreshments. So, he goes over to the drinks, and there's no punch line.