try to make me laugh

 
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Life is like an Elegiac. You can always run out into the street of life, but it doesn't mean you'll be hit with what you want.
not sure what this has to do with elegiac
Elegiac tried to kill himself by jumping into a busy road.
oh

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elegiac wins; he gets to decide my username for a week


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Well Ironman wins, because elegiac didn't post in this thread.

Unless of course you find his attempted suicide hilarious and that's why you're letting him pick.
no, not at all, i was only kidding

that was a terrible joke, i'm sorry elegiac


 
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there's a fine line between cute and funny, and this tends toward more the cute route


 
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There we go >.>
this came pretty close

i just love the sheer disgust on its face as it bats it away


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"95% of Adoptable Pets Taken in by PETA in 2008 Were Euthanized
   

Last year, animal rights organization PETA euthanized 95% of animals it took in which were put up for adoption. In Virginia, only 7 were adopted and 2,124 were put down. Records there indicate that PETA has put down 21,339 dogs and cats since 1998.

The group doesn’t run any shelters, despite a $32 million annual budget. David Martosko, research director at the Center for Consumer Freedom, said that PETA’s “browbeating” of society with the message of animal rights smacks of hypocrisy.

“Since killing pets is A-OK with PETA, why should anyone listen to their demands about eating meat, using lab rats for medical research, or taking children to the circus?” said Martosko.
   
    Source: http://www.javno.com"




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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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i didn't say nothing about hostility

that's fine, i just don't always laugh along with you
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omg this is perfect


 
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these would've worked if i hadn't already watched them


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these would've worked if i hadn't already watched them

FUK


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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
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i literally posted this last night


 
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uhhh...

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Knock knock.


 
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And you laughed at it.
doesn't work like that cheater

Knock knock.
who's there


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...

orange who

edit:
lol i dun messed up the quotes
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Orange you going to let me in?

edit: Dammit you made me mess up the quotes!
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Orange you going to let me in?
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valiant effort


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Got one:
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

She was released from the hospital but while crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years?! Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that car?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."


 
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i'll have to tell my mother that one


 
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fuck you


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i'll have to tell my mother that one
LAUGH! LAUGH YOU FUCK!


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