tried to have sex with some girl and couldn't et hard LOL

Jive Turkey · August 28, 2016, 06:58:09 AM

Spent like 25 min fingering her so she'd cum and she ''twas sucking my dick forever but I was legit 65% the entire time 😂😂

Felt bad, could tell she thought it was her fault

Was either alcohol or steroids playing with my dick

Confident it was the booze but still smh never happened in my life

Jive Turkey · August 28, 2016, 06:58:55 AM

*get

Sorry verb

Tyger · August 28, 2016, 07:01:07 AM

One time a girl was laying on her back with her head hanging off the bed and wanted me to face fuck her so I did and I could see my dick in the throat and it freaked my out I thought that shit was fake in porn

Jive Turkey · August 28, 2016, 07:02:21 AM

Quote from: Tyger on August 28, 2016, 07:01:07 AM

One time a girl was laying on her back with her head hanging off the bed and wanted me to face fuck her so I did and I could see my dick in the throat and it freaked my out I thought that shit was fake in porn

LOL

Maybe if i could get my dick to work I could try this one day

Tyger · August 28, 2016, 07:04:47 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 28, 2016, 07:02:21 AM

Quote from: Tyger on August 28, 2016, 07:01:07 AM
One time a girl was laying on her back with her head hanging off the bed and wanted me to face fuck her so I did and I could see my dick in the throat and it freaked my out I thought that shit was fake in porn
LOL

Maybe if i could get my dick to work I could try this one day

maybe it's because you fucked up your hormones the other day combined with whiskey dick

Word Wizard · August 28, 2016, 07:09:31 AM

Keep some viagra around bro. Never know when you can perform. I'd say invite her over again and pop some to redeem your image.

Jive Turkey · August 28, 2016, 07:09:59 AM

Quote from: Tyger on August 28, 2016, 07:04:47 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 28, 2016, 07:02:21 AM
Quote from: Tyger on August 28, 2016, 07:01:07 AM
One time a girl was laying on her back with her head hanging off the bed and wanted me to face fuck her so I did and I could see my dick in the throat and it freaked my out I thought that shit was fake in porn
LOL

Maybe if i could get my dick to work I could try this one day
maybe it's because you fucked up your hormones the other day combined with whiskey dick

how could they fake it in porn

They don't use cgi or anything haha

Jive Turkey · August 28, 2016, 07:13:18 AM

Quote from: Word Wizard on August 28, 2016, 07:09:31 AM

Keep some viagra around bro. Never know when you can perform. I'd say invite her over again and pop some to redeem your image.

smh responded too late

Tyger · August 28, 2016, 07:19:37 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 28, 2016, 07:09:59 AM

Quote from: Tyger on August 28, 2016, 07:04:47 AM
Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 28, 2016, 07:02:21 AM
Quote from: Tyger on August 28, 2016, 07:01:07 AM
One time a girl was laying on her back with her head hanging off the bed and wanted me to face fuck her so I did and I could see my dick in the throat and it freaked my out I thought that shit was fake in porn
LOL

Maybe if i could get my dick to work I could try this one day
maybe it's because you fucked up your hormones the other day combined with whiskey dick
how could they fake it in porn

They don't use cgi or anything haha

idk I'm not a porn expert the whole thing could be stop motion claymation for all I know

Luis · August 28, 2016, 10:23:01 AM

More proof that youre a faggot

MyNameIsCharlie · August 28, 2016, 10:37:28 AM

Whiskey dick. Not much you can do

Winy · August 28, 2016, 01:33:41 PM

I honestly don't enjoy getting head, like it literally does nothing for me.

Full penetration is pretty much the only surefire way to get me 100% hard, either that or a fucking strong grip jfc

Tyger · August 28, 2016, 01:34:50 PM

Quote from: Winy on August 28, 2016, 01:33:41 PM

I honestly don't enjoy getting head, like it literally does nothing for me.

Full penetration is pretty much the only surefire way to get me 100% hard, either that or a fucking strong grip jfc

you gave yourself death grip from humping your couch

Winy · August 28, 2016, 01:38:49 PM

Quote from: Tyger on August 28, 2016, 01:34:50 PM

Quote from: Winy on August 28, 2016, 01:33:41 PM
I honestly don't enjoy getting head, like it literally does nothing for me.

Full penetration is pretty much the only surefire way to get me 100% hard, either that or a fucking strong grip jfc
you gave yourself death grip from humping your couch

Basically

Jive Turkey · August 28, 2016, 01:43:23 PM

Quote from: Winy on August 28, 2016, 01:33:41 PM

I honestly don't enjoy getting head, like it literally does nothing for me.

Full penetration is pretty much the only surefire way to get me 100% hard, either that or a fucking strong grip jfc

Dude off topic but now I can legit eat 4500 calories of McDonald's / chipotle / frozen yogurt / alcohol and not put on ANY fat. If anything I'm leaner than a few days ago

Obviously if I eat like this for a few days it will make me gain fat but damn hormones are crazy

Elai · August 28, 2016, 08:42:16 PM

aren't you a little young for this to happen to you...?

R o c k e t · August 28, 2016, 09:18:07 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 28, 2016, 07:13:18 AM

Quote from: Word Wizard on August 28, 2016, 07:09:31 AM
Keep some viagra around bro. Never know when you can perform. I'd say invite her over again and pop some to redeem your image.
smh responded too late

why the fuck does your friend have viagra?

He got a tiny penis too?

The Hån · August 28, 2016, 09:21:31 PM

My ding dong is always throbbing yo.

Luciana · August 28, 2016, 09:50:56 PM

I always enjoy these threads

Ingy · August 28, 2016, 10:10:14 PM

Quote from: The Hån on August 28, 2016, 09:21:31 PM

My ding dong is always throbbing yo.

Um give him some

Azumarill · August 28, 2016, 10:41:39 PM

get off the gear you fucking retard.

🍁 Aria 🔮 · August 28, 2016, 10:43:44 PM

It's because you're a raging homo

Batch · August 28, 2016, 10:46:45 PM

May as well just end it all fam

The Hån · August 28, 2016, 10:59:55 PM

Quote from: N i g g e r s on August 28, 2016, 10:10:14 PM

Quote from: The Hån on August 28, 2016, 09:21:31 PM
My ding dong is always throbbing yo.

Um give him some

(°ζ ͜ °)

Jive Turkey · August 29, 2016, 02:08:42 AM

Quote from: Prehistoric on August 28, 2016, 08:42:16 PM

aren't you a little young for this to happen to you...?

Yeah but now I'm pretty much 95% sure it was because I was super drunk

Jive Turkey · August 29, 2016, 02:10:42 AM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on August 28, 2016, 09:18:07 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 28, 2016, 07:13:18 AM
Quote from: Word Wizard on August 28, 2016, 07:09:31 AM
Keep some viagra around bro. Never know when you can perform. I'd say invite her over again and pop some to redeem your image.
smh responded too late

why the fuck does your friend have viagra?

He got a tiny penis too?

come at me bro

Also he can pretty much get me any drug

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Jester · August 29, 2016, 04:09:41 AM

I was having this same problem when I lost my virginity except I was semi-erect instead of totally flaccid

Ingy · August 29, 2016, 05:40:22 AM

Quote from: Jester on August 29, 2016, 04:09:41 AM

I was having this same problem when I lost my virginity except I was semi-erect instead of totally flaccid

Aren't you like 2