tried to have sex with some girl and couldn't et hard LOL

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Spent like 25 min fingering her so she'd cum and she ''twas sucking my dick forever but I was legit 65% the entire time 😂😂

Felt bad, could tell she thought it was her fault

Was either alcohol or steroids playing with my dick

Confident it was the booze but still smh never happened in my life


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*get

Sorry verb


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One time a girl was laying on her back with her head hanging off the bed and wanted me to face fuck her so I did and I could see my dick in the throat and it freaked my out I thought that shit was fake in porn


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One time a girl was laying on her back with her head hanging off the bed and wanted me to face fuck her so I did and I could see my dick in the throat and it freaked my out I thought that shit was fake in porn
LOL

Maybe if i could get my dick to work I could try this one day


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One time a girl was laying on her back with her head hanging off the bed and wanted me to face fuck her so I did and I could see my dick in the throat and it freaked my out I thought that shit was fake in porn
LOL

Maybe if i could get my dick to work I could try this one day
maybe it's because you fucked up your hormones the other day combined with whiskey dick


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Keep some viagra around bro.  Never know when you can perform.  I'd say invite her over again and pop some to redeem your image.


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One time a girl was laying on her back with her head hanging off the bed and wanted me to face fuck her so I did and I could see my dick in the throat and it freaked my out I thought that shit was fake in porn
LOL

Maybe if i could get my dick to work I could try this one day
maybe it's because you fucked up your hormones the other day combined with whiskey dick
how could they fake it in porn

They don't use cgi or anything haha


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Keep some viagra around bro.  Never know when you can perform.  I'd say invite her over again and pop some to redeem your image.
smh responded too late



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One time a girl was laying on her back with her head hanging off the bed and wanted me to face fuck her so I did and I could see my dick in the throat and it freaked my out I thought that shit was fake in porn
LOL

Maybe if i could get my dick to work I could try this one day
maybe it's because you fucked up your hormones the other day combined with whiskey dick
how could they fake it in porn

They don't use cgi or anything haha
idk I'm not a porn expert the whole thing could be stop motion claymation for all I know


 
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More proof that youre a faggot


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Get of my lawn
Whiskey dick. Not much you can do


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I honestly don't enjoy getting head, like it literally does nothing for me.

Full penetration is pretty much the only surefire way to get me 100% hard, either that or a fucking strong grip jfc


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I honestly don't enjoy getting head, like it literally does nothing for me.

Full penetration is pretty much the only surefire way to get me 100% hard, either that or a fucking strong grip jfc
you gave yourself death grip from humping your couch


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I honestly don't enjoy getting head, like it literally does nothing for me.

Full penetration is pretty much the only surefire way to get me 100% hard, either that or a fucking strong grip jfc
you gave yourself death grip from humping your couch
Basically


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I honestly don't enjoy getting head, like it literally does nothing for me.

Full penetration is pretty much the only surefire way to get me 100% hard, either that or a fucking strong grip jfc
Dude off topic but now I can legit eat 4500 calories of McDonald's / chipotle / frozen yogurt / alcohol and not put on ANY fat. If anything I'm leaner than a few days ago

Obviously if I eat like this for a few days it will make me gain fat but damn hormones are crazy


 
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male, he/him

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aren't you a little young for this to happen to you...?


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Keep some viagra around bro.  Never know when you can perform.  I'd say invite her over again and pop some to redeem your image.
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why the fuck does your friend have viagra?

He got a tiny penis too?


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does this stuff even work?
My ding dong is always throbbing yo.


 
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I always enjoy these threads


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My ding dong is always throbbing yo.

Um give him some


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

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It's because you're a raging homo


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May as well just end it all fam


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does this stuff even work?


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aren't you a little young for this to happen to you...?
Yeah but now I'm pretty much 95% sure it was because I was super drunk


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Keep some viagra around bro.  Never know when you can perform.  I'd say invite her over again and pop some to redeem your image.
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why the fuck does your friend have viagra?

He got a tiny penis too?
come at me bro

Also he can pretty much get me any drug


 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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I was having this same problem when I lost my virginity except I was semi-erect instead of totally flaccid


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I was having this same problem when I lost my virginity except I was semi-erect instead of totally flaccid

Aren't you like 2